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Topic: Workplace power moves  (Read 2316 times)

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Workplace power moves #15
Start a Webex session for meetings where everyone's in the same room,  because "I think we'll want to record this one."
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Workplace power moves #16
stealing
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Workplace power moves #17
Fucking your boss...

during her lunch break....

and then taking a lunch break of your own afterwards
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Workplace power moves #18
Pushing Warren.
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Workplace power moves #19
I forgot - looking for and applying to new jobs while at work
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Workplace power moves #20
I forgot - looking for and applying to new jobs while at work
Abby Normal, November 08, 2018, 04:52:10 pm
Wearing your new job interview clothes to work beforehand.
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Workplace power moves #21
I forgot - looking for and applying to new jobs while at work
Abby Normal, November 08, 2018, 04:52:10 pm
doing your 2nd work-from-anywhere job while you’re at work
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Workplace power moves #22
Fulfilling passport orders at your desk, knowing full well how loud that stamp is.

...not that I'm doing that of course.
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Workplace power moves #23
Being self-employed.

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Workplace power moves #24
Not being selected for the random drug screen and forcing your way onto the druggie buggy to get tested anyway.
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Workplace power moves #25
Start a Webex session for meetings where everyone's in the same room,  because "I think we'll want to record this one."
Ramona Chingona, November 08, 2018, 03:02:47 pm

enable your laptop camera on that meeting so that the conference room monitor has your face glowering out from it.
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Workplace power moves #26
Start a Webex session for meetings where everyone's in the same room,  because "I think we'll want to record this one."
Ramona Chingona, November 08, 2018, 03:02:47 pm

enable your laptop camera on that meeting so that the conference room monitor has your face glowering out from it.
jack chick, November 08, 2018, 08:36:12 pm

Ah yes, the Zardoz Move
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Workplace power moves #27
Start a Webex session for meetings where everyone's in the same room,  because "I think we'll want to record this one."
Ramona Chingona, November 08, 2018, 03:02:47 pm

enable your laptop camera on that meeting so that the conference room monitor has your face glowering out from it.
jack chick, November 08, 2018, 08:36:12 pm

Ah yes, the Zardoz Move
Abby Normal, November 08, 2018, 08:42:46 pm

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Workplace power moves #28
Writing all office communications with ink and quill using practiced calligraphy and sealing them with wax to make them seem more important.
“Debbie, I urgently request more post it notes and self addressed envelopes. Send a pigeon at your earliest convenience. Sincerely,
Mark
Lord regent of payroll”
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