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Topic: I want to cause physical harm to Wayne LaPierre.  (Read 15994 times)

Yossarian

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Rural Michigan here, and everyone has a knife all the time, in class, at work, in wallmart, everywhere and anywhere. I'm sitting in my dorm here with two utility knives in my desk and another two little swiss army knives somewhere or other with my tools. Michigan packs heat (or whatever is legal) all the time.

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I live in a mutant juxtaposition in the middle of Ohio where owning a knife is frowned upon unless you wear it in public. Where liking guns is tantamount to gay abortions while loving and owning guns makes you a folk hero. I don't know what to do with my county sometimes.

On the topic of gun rights and whatnot, I've never been afraid of them or the people who own them. I'm more afraid of the psychopaths who think that the only way to achieve true freedom is by objecting to safety protocols and regulations and owning more bang-rods than the nation of Andorra in the case that their freedom is impeded upon. Not coincidentally, the people I know who do this are emphatically libertarians. So A=B=C I'm afraid of libertarians with guns. I say we outlaw libertarianism, even though we run the risk of becoming a tyrannical censor-state in doing so. I think it would be worth it.

To bring Godwin's Law to 1. Montrith is Hitler because she has the audacity to not be a resident of or borderbuddies with MURRICA.
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montrith

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I'm borderbuddies with Russia though. Doesn't that make me a communist? Stalin maybe instead of Hitler?

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The AO Coltrane household here thinks Finland is pretty swank, so don't go around Godwinning things up or these barbarians from the north are gonna swoop down and start takin' over, eh?



(Goddamn I love Derfcity.)

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I'm borderbuddies with Russia though. Doesn't that make me a communist? Stalin maybe instead of Hitler?
montrith, May 01, 2013, 10:22:38 am

No, that just makes you Hitler and a Commie. Mr. McCarthy would have some choice words for you missy.

The AO Coltrane household here thinks Finland is pretty swank, so don't go around Godwinning things up or these barbarians from the north are gonna swoop down and start takin' over, eh?
Acierocolotl, May 01, 2013, 10:33:04 am

YOU BEST SHUT UP NOW YA HEAR! YA'LL SHOULD BE HONORED TO BE SO CLOSE TO SUCH A GLORIOUS NATION AS THE CONFEDERATE STATES OF JESUS!

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Finland is well familiar with advancing hordes; they had to fight off the Soviets in the Winter War. Though, in this case, the barbarian horde came from the south, not the north.

Hmm...

Though, if we annex Canada, I'm pretty sure they'll still only count as one star on the flag.

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Oh boy. A gathering of the most ill-informed people in a single place. Please tell me this turns into the Gathering of the Juggalos for conservatives.

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“When we see tragedy, Barack Obama and Michael Bloomberg see opportunity,” the gun group’s head lobbyist said. “While we pray for God to comfort those experiencing unimaginable pain ... they run to microphones.”

I'm trying to make a noise that's simultaneously a snort of derision and a terrified scream.