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What's your favorite Simple Machine?

Lever
13 (15.1%)
Wheel & Axle
6 (7%)
Pulley
13 (15.1%)
Inclined Plane
8 (9.3%)
Wedge
10 (11.6%)
Screw
7 (8.1%)
Dragon Dildo
29 (33.7%)

Total Members Voted: 86

Topic: POLL: What's your favorite Simple Machine?  (Read 3795 times)

Jimmyfranks

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POLL: What's your favorite Simple Machine?
Have fun voting guys!

Tophat

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Re: POLL: What's your favorite Simple Machine?
I would like a pulley. Someone give me a pulley.

Chaz

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Re: POLL: What's your favorite Simple Machine?
Because it's included with the Dragon Dildo.

As is the pulley, in case lodging occurs.

MISANDRY CANNON

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Re: POLL: What's your favorite Simple Machine?
Wheel and axle. There is nothing as sexy as the sound of an ill lubricated axle squeaking from pressure. Oh yeah. That's good.

PurpleXVI

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Re: POLL: What's your favorite Simple Machine?
I suppose the "dragon dildo" can also substitute for the "lever" if it's of sufficient size.

fruit power

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Re: POLL: What's your favorite Simple Machine?
I suppose the "dragon dildo" can also substitute for the "lever" if it's of sufficient size.
PurpleXVI, February 03, 2013, 02:09:40 am

Fan fiction prompt - dragon dildo lever.
Go!

KingKalamari

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Re: POLL: What's your favorite Simple Machine?
Inclined plane bitches! How else am I supposed to win against all these battle bots?

Shell Game

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lever lovers unite!

Bobguinary Novel

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I suppose the "dragon dildo" can also substitute for the "lever" if it's of sufficient size.
PurpleXVI, February 03, 2013, 02:09:40 am

Would it be more of a wedge?
Shell Game

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"Give me a place to stand and a dragon dildo and I will move the whole world. - Archimedes
Because Fucking a Decapitated Sherman Tank Would Be Creepy cat_examiner skeletons!

Spooks

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I voted for the pulley! It's pulley-ing ahead ever so slowly!! Haha! Come on, pulley this one through, guys!!
Shell Game bubbleuj

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screw crew represent

"Give me a place to fuck and with a dragon dildo I will move my whole ass" -- archimedes
Darkly bubbleuj Lawnchair M.D.

bubbleuj

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I would like to get in a three page fight about pulleys vs levers. TIA

Bunnybread

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I would like to get in a three page fight about pulleys vs levers. TIA
bubbleuj, May 19, 2018, 06:52:24 pm

https://ballp.it/index.php?topic=1.0  There you go.  Get old school with it.