Thought I was going crazy

[mess o potamia]

So I'm at a roller derby tournament watching some derby and I kept thinking, "Holy shit, that announcer sounds so much like bunnybread..."
I am not insane. It was bunnybread.

[Bunnybread]

See, this is why I shouldn't be allowed outta the house without my BAC ankle monitor on!

I must've broken into another Roller Derby and then started doing PA work, again!

At least, you captured what it's like to meet me as it's only a matter of seconds before I start kissing folks.



Anyways, it was wonderful meeting my new bodyguard at my newest funnest sporting event. 

Everybody should be like Ms. O' Potamia and get into Roller Derby!

[Bunnybread]

Ok, since I bet Ms. Messy is too modest to brag about herself, I'm gonna do it. 

My baddie baby got that MVP in her match, last night.  She fuckin dominated.



Imagine she was the star-headed jammer in the above gif*.  Motherfuckers trying to slow her down and tackle her with their weaponized butts.  However, she's just like "Sorry, I got stuff to do" and pushed em out the way onto her stellar performance.

Our Lady O' Potamia also regained the lead for her team in the last fucking MINUTE of their game against FM and I was really amazed at her during pressure time when all the chips were down. 

She was awesome.

Derby is awesome.

Go hug a derby chick if you see one in the wild.  They are the best.






* NO that is obviously not her in the gif cuz orange is not blue.