Thank you, Lesbiathan, for making me feel less bad about every time I listen to a diet episode and am cackling like a banshee while people read posts from redditors like "I'm bleeding from my anus and you can feel my heartbeat through the ground standing three feet away, and my skin has turned inside out so now I'm a horrifying mass of quivering flesh. However, I have lost 38 pounds in the last week. I don't need to see a doctor and should keep doing what I'm doing, right?"
