Not even going to submit this one, a very creepy conversation.

[montrith]

I almost included this in the doc I'm making, but a little bit of thinking told me it would never make the cut. Still, some of you enjoy horrible stuff. This is for you.

What is your wifes weirdest sex fantasy?

Th3PANO on 10 April 2013   

   Title says it all, just curious :)

Weedlab on 10 April 2013   

    I don't have a wife, but I do have a fiancee.


1) She wanted me to 'rape' her and man handle her without a shred of remorse. I don't know what it is with women and rape scenarios.

2) A role play situation where I was the school teacher and she was the school girl. I only agreed if she would wear the Japanese school girl outfit.

I'm waiting for the next batch of weird shit from her. :/

Zkuq on 10 April 2013   

    I don't have a wife and as far as I'm concerned, never will. Marriage is an outdated tradition.

I do, however, have a girlfriend. She is quite fond of the idea of getting raped, although I doubt she could actually enjoy it in a real situation because I doubt the rapist would be at all attractive.

Weedlab on 10 April 2013   

I'm surprised nobody brought up stuff like playing with monster cock beads or ben wa balls, or even performing acts like 'dumping on her chest' aka the 'hot karl' or the 'Dirty Sanchez'. It seems like our significant others are quite tame. Either that or some of you are holding back on us.

bananaking21 on 10 April 2013

i talked with a lot of women about their sexual prefrences. if you think dumping on her chest is womans wildest or weirdest fantasy then you are in for a BIG surprise lol. ohh and from what i seen, a huge number of women  have a  "raped  fantasy" but they dont really want to get raped? doesnt make sense, well we are talking about women. the girl would want a guy to basically do her hard and rough and play out as if it were "rape". a lot of women wont admit it but they have these fantasies, i know a lot who do, some even wouldnt admit it and i knew by them slipping it out by mistake. its not rape what they like about the idea, its the guy being in control. gosh man, i cant believe i have to teach you this! dont make me give you the talk!

Weedlab on 10 April 2013

I’ve heard worse, especially from American and European girls. I blame Hollywood and German porn. I tell the ladies early, we can do almost anything, but if it involves the back door in any way, shape or form then forget it. That goes against my beliefs, so no Hot Karls.

As for the second part, it depends. What you described is the norm for us in my region, so women are used to that. It’s a major reason why many of them get disappointed with outside men sexually. Some of them lack that vigor or drive, and it is not the norm for them. My fiancée wants the works though - ripped clothes, heavy handling, etc. My girlfriend wanted similar stuff too. :/ I just don’t have the energy for that kind of stuff.

The American and Indian women I’ve dealt with are more in line with what you described, so to them I was ‘aggressive’ when I was actually normal. With that said, the extent of the ‘rape’ fantasy varies from culture to culture.

Weedlab on 11 April 2013   

Troll_Whisperer said:

She has a couple of costumes and likes role-plays, some of them almost a bit too perverted even for me. Almost.

You live in Japan, right? If so, how are the women there with respect to this topic? I don't like to generalize, but a friend of mine told me some of them are VERY, and I mean VERY kinky. By the time he was finished talking I would have booked a ticket to go there if I wasn’t engaged (hyperbole of course).

Weedlab on 11 April 2013   
    ^I find this thread is kool, even if it is in jest. Good to take a break from gaming discussions. Now if you asked something like 'how long is your slong?', then I'd say that's a different story.

[Xenomantid]

Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew. This might actually be worse than the MRA guys. Thank you for not submitting this.

[Yossarian]

ohh and from what i seen, a huge number of women  have a  "raped  fantasy" but they dont really want to get raped? doesnt make sense, well we are talking about women

haha you silly women!

[Isfahan]

yeah because you see the only reason people play Arma and Call of Duty is because they actually want to be in a war

[Runic]

I'm almost afraid to ask what document you cut this from. I'm sure we'll all find out soon enough.

[Psammetichus]

ohh and from what i seen, a huge number of women  have a  "raped  fantasy" but they dont really want to get raped? doesnt make sense, well we are talking about women

WAKE UP AMERICA GOOGLE RON PAUL AND WTC7

[Delcat]

I'm surprised there isn't an entry in there that's several block paragraphs long about someone's fictional wife and the very specific, elaborate sex acts they beg the guy to do on a regular basis, and how exhausting it is but the guy puts up with it because he loves her, the poor kinky devil.

Re: Rape fantasies: This is seriously covered in like every psych class, how are people still getting confused by this jfc

[Moriarty]

Ugh. Dudes who go on about women having secret rape fantasies skeeve me out more than pretty much any other MRA/PUA/misogynist category. I am so very, very glad that I've never had to interact with anyone creepy enough to pull that shit in person.

I remember reading or hearing about a study that was supposed to be about happiness and self-deception, where the people running the study had supposedly come up with a bunch of questions that they assumed everyone should be able to answer 'yes' to, and if anyone answered 'no' they were supposedly lying or deceiving themselves. One of their questions was literally "Have you ever wanted to rape or be raped by someone?"

As in, they actually conducted a scientific study that assumed from the outset that every single person on the planet wants to rape or be raped, and used it as the basis to demonstrate something else*. I haven't seen a crap study that icky before or since.

(*Incidentally, if you don't make that assumption, what they actually managed to demonstrate was that people who don't want to rape or be raped are happier than those who do. Fancy that.)

[chai tea latte]

Ooh! In this vein, an excerpt from a doc I work on like once a week when I can stand to mine without getting too angry:

And this will, to some degree or other, be different for women than for men; maintaining/losing control of your sexuality on this deeper level is going to tap into female drives more strongly than male drives, for all the obvious reasons of evolutionary psychology.
...
At the same time, 21st-century Western males are shocked by the idea of rape because it violates cultural assumptions about gentlemanly conduct and the rules of how men compete among themselves for women; so another possibility I was wondering about is if, indeed, men would simply be more shocked by the whole idea than women. It just wasn't clear from the comments whether this was actually the case, or if my female readers were so offended as to not even bother commenting.

[Delcat]

Good God.  Evo-psych is one of the most fascinating ways we have of examining the world, but it seems like all people do is use it to excuse noxious mindsets.  I hate that so much.

[Lemon]

I would have ended up skipping that bit, but I do like the idea that the downside to actual rape is that statistically it's going to be performed by an ugmo. "Heyyyy, you know, this really isn't so baa... Oh my god, this guy has a mullet. BLECH!"

[Isfahan]

21st-century Western males are shocked by the idea of rape because it violates cultural assumptions about gentlemanly conduct and the rules of how men compete among themselves for women

yes the main reason a man would be disgusted by the idea of rape is because it's like cheating at a board game

[PurpleXVI]

Good God.  Evo-psych is one of the most fascinating ways we have of examining the world, but it seems like all people do is use it to excuse noxious mindsets.  I hate that so much.

AHEM SIR I BELIEVE YOU SHOULD REALIZE THAT BIOTRUTHS EXPLAIN WHY EVERY WOMAN IS A WHORE AND WHY IT'S NATURAL FOR ME TO WANT TO FUCK PRETEENS.

But seriously the moment anyone mentions evopsych you should probably just start ignoring them, it's kind of one of those warning words, along with Bitcoins and Ayn Rand.

[Delcat]

Good God.  Evo-psych is one of the most fascinating ways we have of examining the world, but it seems like all people do is use it to excuse noxious mindsets.  I hate that so much.

AHEM SIR I BELIEVE YOU SHOULD REALIZE THAT BIOTRUTHS EXPLAIN WHY EVERY WOMAN IS A WHORE AND WHY IT'S NATURAL FOR ME TO WANT TO FUCK PRETEENS.

But seriously the moment anyone mentions evopsych you should probably just start ignoring them, it's kind of one of those warning words, along with Bitcoins and Ayn Rand.

That's why I hate it, I wanna talk about shit like the role of parasites in forming cooperative societies and whether fear of deep water is generalized because it's been filled with dangerous shit for most of humanity's development, but if I so much as say "evolutionary psychology" the immediate bounceback is going to be "OH YOU MEAN WHORING WHORES AND WHY THEY WHORE SO MUCH, RIGHT?  LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOW THIS FIELD OF STUDY ABSOLVES ME OF CHEATING ON MY WIFE BUT NOT VICE/VERSA"

what does it take to get some dang-ass non-douchebag parasite discussion going I ASK you