Reddit Island

[chai tea latte]

This was a half-completed doc I worked on a few months ago, but I ran into the issue that everything just got super samey really fast. There's some entertaining stuff, but no amount of mining is going to turn 'man wouldn't it be cool if we bought an island' into twenty pages of varied material.

Check it out, I guess? Maybe someone will get a kick out of it, at any rate.

[montrith]

If I had loads and load of money to waste, I would totally buy an island. Then I would give one third to these guys, another to the Malatora people and the remaining bit to bronies. Then I'd just sit down and watch the magic happen.

[Isfahan]

And I would get rich off of arms sales.

[Ansemaru]

Isfahan, I sincerely hope that someday you can become filthy rich off of becoming a shady arms dealer in clueless nerd land wars. That will be your legend and your legacy. Making bank off of shitty weapons repainted with pony butt tattoos by telling the bronies they're 20% more effective.

[One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes]

Isfahan, I sincerely hope that someday you can become filthy rich off of becoming a shady arms dealer in clueless nerd land wars. That will be your legend and your legacy. Making bank off of shitty weapons repainted with pony butt tattoos by telling the bronies they're 20% more effective.

This is seriously the best idea ever conceived.

[Isfahan]

To them I would be the Lord of War(hammer 40K). STARRING NICOLAS CAGE YOU GUYS REMEMBER THAT MEME HE WAS IN UPVOTE AND SUBSCRIBE

The winning side would be the one who commits the fewest accidental self-injuries due to thinking guns work the way they do in animes.

[Runic]

The winning side would be the one who commits the fewest accidental self-injuries due to thinking guns work the way they do in animes.

So you then.

[chai tea latte]

Hey hey hey, reddit has one half of a sniper team.

Username: maruandremaru
Location: CA, USA
Timeframe of availability:
Would you be willing to live/visit here:
Time Commitment:
Able to Invest $:
Skills: Fluent in Klingon, French, Spanish, Italian, Japanese, Chinese, Russian, and English; Also a trained sniper.
Notes:

[Isfahan]

Skills: Fluent in Klingon, French, Spanish, Italian, Japanese, Chinese, Russian, and English; Also a trained sniper.

"also a fucking liar"

Being able to look down a scope and pull a trigger does not make you a "trained sniper," and that's me being generous for not just assuming it's somehow related to Call of Duty. I'm sure by his logic he's also a trained marathon runner in that one time he totally avoided late fees by getting to the Hollywood Video down the street before it closed.

It tells me a lot that Klingon is the first language he listed.

[Cheapskate]

If they got a Chamorro to front for them, they could set up shop in my neighborhood! It wouldn't be the stupidest political idea in the history of the Commonwealth, either, and I'm sure the local hashers would enjoy hiking through the ruins of their settlement as it was reclaimed by the jungle.

[STOG]

"Don't invade our island, as soon as we invent a homemade nuclear reactor and log 1,000 hours into Titanfall, our island will be pretty much invasion-proof. Take that, AmeriKKKa!"

[Adept]

Skills: Fluent in Klingon, French, Spanish, Italian, Japanese, Chinese, Russian, and English; Also a trained sniper.

Yeah, I believe he speaks exactly one of these languages like a native speaker. But hey, maybe I'm being unfair. Let's bring in a Klingon control group and give him a few grammaticality judgement tests. Hab SoSlI' Quch!

[Captain Capacitor]

I am incredibly sad that this won't be an episode. The futurewife and I have been amassing content from Reddit Island for a while now.

So far our favorite quote is:

"Mauritius also sounds like a good contender, but for some reason I feel better being closer to Australia than Africa..."