Episode 119: How To Listen To A Podcast (Abridged, With Images)

[Lemon]

with Boots Raingear, Bunnybread, Jack Chick, Nutshell Gulag, Adam Bozarth, and Lemon.

Content compiled by Boots and Lemon, mainly Boots.

Edited by Boots Raingear.

Boots wanted more WikiHow.

[Runic]

There is always more wikiHow!

[Goose Goose Honk At Me Now]

And it is always, always beautiful.

[EYE OF ZA]

Thanks, Boots.

[Triggerhappy938]

Important lesson learned this episode: If you keep asking Lemon for something, he will eventually cave to your demands.

[Goose Goose Honk At Me Now]

Important lesson learned this episode: If you keep asking Lemon for something, he will eventually cave to your demands.

Unless you're League of Legends Guy. Because fuck that dude.

[Yossarian]

Important lesson learned this episode: If you keep asking Lemon for something, he will eventually cave to your demands.

Unless you're League of Legends Guy. Because fuck that dude.

Plot twist, that guy is Lou trying to infiltrate yet again.

[Cyberventurer]

Holy shit, I've been listening to you guys for over 2 years now?

Edit:  3 years, 3 months.  It really doesn't seem like it's been that long.

[🍆]

Huell Howser voice YESSSS!!!

I had to temporarily change my name. Behold, I am become every '00s trend you wanted to forget.

[🍆]

Two more things upon second listen:

1. Just remembered that on my first listening, I also thought Adam said "an erection" and figured it out right before Boots interjected to make the observation.

2. If immortals really are as WikiHow and the podcast say (full of affectations, mopey, into weird old stuff, homoerotically inclined, animal lovers, big readers, a little racist) then I think Morrissey has some explaining to do.



It turns out the reason That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore is because Moz can't die. So sad.

[JT]

How to Tell Left from Right
How to Name a Pet Rock
How to Act Shy So People Think You Are Cool and You Will Be the Best
How to Blink: 5 Steps (With Pictures) (edited by 41 people)
How to Appreciate Anime
How to Borrow Money from Your Parents Without Permission
How to Take a Shower
How to Take a Shower Smoothly
How to Take a Relaxing Shower
How to Take a Normal Shower
How to Take a Shower if You Don't Want To
How to Eat Popcorn
How to Chew Your Food
How to Recognize when I'm Getting Argumentative
How to Spend 15 Hours In Bed Without Getting Up
How to Win an Argument When You Know You Are Wrong

This was one of my favorite episodes in a while. If at some point down the line you guys are ever considering doing a fourth WikiHow episode, I for one would be okay with it. This site is a bottomless font of comedy.

[Lemon]

How to Borrow Money from Your Parents Without Permission

Everyone knows that it is wrong to steal (especially those who believe in Christianity...or Judaism, or Islam, or Hinduism, or Buddhism, or the Golden Rule)...but let's face it: You're "special" and the rules don't apply to you.

[Calariene]

I love WikiHow episodes. Please never stop.