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Simple Machines

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Welcome to SMF!
« on: January 26, 2013, 01:38:21 pm »
Welcome to Simple Machines Forum!

We hope you enjoy using your forum.  If you have any problems, please feel free to ask us for assistance.

Thanks!
Simple Machines

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« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2013, 03:19:49 pm »
Ok, let's get this party started and list our favorite simple machines and why we love them so much! 

I've always loved pulleys because they help with so much stuff!  I probably first fell in love with them during a sesame street episode where Grover helped some birds get their grand piano up into a tree through the use of an awesome rope pulley.  It was mind blowing. 
I eagerly await everyone's responses!

Tell me about your favorite levers or wheels and axles or whatever!

Please DO NOT talk about complex machinery in this thread.  You have been warned.

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« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2013, 04:12:48 pm »
Aw, shit son, you're into pulleys?

We're all inclined planes all up in this bitch.  My wife was a dirty kinky type-three lever sort, and I'm going to put a cheesy icon on this message.

Colon paranthesis!  :)

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« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2013, 04:38:25 pm »
Your wife was into the class-three lever stuff? 
Did something happen to her while she was hanging around the wrong kind of levers?! 
I always thought the class-3s were kind of sketchy.  Please give her my love and tell her that we're all praying for her recovery.

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FUCK THAT SHIT
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2013, 05:12:46 pm »
WEDGES ARE WHERE IT'S AT YOU FOOLS. AS IN "I'MMA WEDGE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THE NEXT WORD OUTTA YOUR MOUTH IS GONNA BE NIKE"[/shadow][/glow]
« Last Edit: February 01, 2013, 10:39:41 pm by jimmyfranks »

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« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2013, 05:21:39 pm »
Imma shank anybody who thinks there's a better simple machine than an inclined plane.
[stab]

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« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2013, 06:14:55 pm »
Why worry about that when you've got a sex machine in your midst already?

SPOILER: The sex machine is me. I am the sex machine alluded to previously.

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« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2013, 08:54:56 pm »
Ok, let's get this party started and list our favorite simple machines and why we love them so much! 



I did a report in 2nd grade about the wedge and why it is awesome. Not kidding.

eta: I see that I was in good company as a 2nd grader.

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« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2013, 08:17:49 am »
PORTAXX LOVE LEVER!

LEVER PULL!

LEVER PUSH!

LEVER MAKE ITEM APPEAR!

PRITXX LV LEVRRRRR!!!!!!!

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« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2013, 01:11:04 pm »
My favourite simple machine would have to be the wheel and axle. I don't think we'd be well without it.

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« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2013, 01:17:28 pm »

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« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2013, 01:21:06 pm »
Were the pyramids built using simple machines or aliens I forget sometimes.

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« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2013, 02:50:06 pm »
I am clearly the best simple machine. I destroyed two death stars, all pulley did was drop pianos on people.



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Welcome to SMF!
« Reply #13 on: August 01, 2018, 01:17:14 am »
i love this forum

who else is with me?

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Welcome to SMF!
« Reply #14 on: August 01, 2018, 06:09:18 am »
What, no screw love?