Let's see if we can manage this bullshit ourselves, shall we?
On thefpl.us, I just added a "This is spam." button next to the quote button. That flags the post and informs me about it, but more importantly, if there's a consensus that comment is in fact spam, it'll yank it out the publishing schedule."
So if you see 'em, flag 'em.
Also I took the CAPTCHA out because that obviously wasn't doing shit.