Episode 130: Achievement Unlocked: Downloaded Podcast (40G)

[Isfahan]

New format. We're opening up the bumpers to the room rather than the host/co-host format.

[Cyberventurer]

"Not the cheevs!" was a stroke of genius.

PWNING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED TROPHY

[Lemon]

PWNING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED TROPHY

Stog, please give my bulb to Cyberventurer when you're done with it.

[One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes]

PWNING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED TROPHY

Stog, please give my bulb to Cyberventurer when you're done with it.

Got you covered, bro.

[Adam Bozarth]

BBoy360 listing his YouTube view count, Gamerscore, and HotOrNot number is exactly what I think of when people use the word "Gameification."

[🍆]

Because of soccer I know that chivas means "goat" in Spanish...  that's what my mind fills in when I hear "cheevos".

I like how BBoy has a forum on his website. I especially like how there are other people trash talking him on it.

[Goose Goose Honk At Me Now]

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'd totally fuck both guys if they competed for my attention by getting out out their systems and declaring "first one to x points wins the girl".

And by fuck I mean I'd take their wallets, tie their shoelaces together, and slip out the back while they were distracted by video games.

[Isfahan]

Well really it's no different than two dudes actually, physically fighting over a girl.

Woman Law states that, if two men are in direct and overt competition over you, whether that entails gamerscore dick-measuring or actual blows exchanged, you are obligated to engage in sexual intercourse with the winner. Men know this, which is why it happens.

[Spacebat]

What if the two men are fighting over a girl who's actually a man pretending to be a girl for free shit?

Do they have to have sex with the man?

What if the girl is actually a dog?

[KingKalamari]

What if the two men are fighting over a girl who's actually a man pretending to be a girl for free shit?

Do they have to have sex with the man?

What if the girl is actually a dog?

It all comes down to the Cheevos. The party with the lowest Gamer Score is required to have sex with the party with the higher gamer score regardless of gender, sex or species.

[cyclopeantrash]

How would one handle an encounter of a person with no Cheevos? Or a person who didn't know what Cheevos were?

[A Meat]

How would one handle an encounter of a person with no Cheevos? Or a person who didn't know what Cheevos were?

Fuck 'em.

By the way, Lemon, can you change the score under each person's post count to say cheevos instead of score?

[Goose Goose Honk At Me Now]

What if the two men are fighting over a girl who's actually a man pretending to be a girl for free shit?

I smell a red hot Kindle single here.

[STOG]

What if the two men are fighting over a girl who's actually a man pretending to be a girl for free shit?

I smell a red hot Kindle single here.

The World of Warcraft Diaries.

[Bobalay]

Lady Cheeverley's Lover.