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Topic: F Plus Quotes Thread  (Read 157159 times)

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« on: April 16, 2014, 09:10:03 pm »
Post your favorite F Plus quotes!  I'll start.

"I am beset by the inequities of sin, and holy shit my dick is huge"
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« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2014, 09:52:08 pm »
every day I'm hoboin' hoboin' hoboin' hoboin'

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« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2014, 09:56:21 pm »
The best one I remember is

"Be less of a skank and more of a skunk Squiddy"
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« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2014, 11:09:20 pm »
That's so funny, my confirmation name is also Mingo.

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« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2014, 02:23:45 am »
The best one I remember is

"Be less of a skank and more of a skunk Squiddy"
To add to the Portaxx love, I also adore "Fat the Power!"
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« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2014, 04:37:09 pm »
"I am a MASTURBATING WIZARD!!!"
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« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2014, 05:19:25 pm »
The best one I remember is

"Be less of a skank and more of a skunk Squiddy"
To add to the Portaxx love, I also adore "Fat the Power!"
"Anglosphere? Isn't that just a term for fat white guy?"

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« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2014, 06:05:06 pm »
"In the land of dragon dildos, is the chin-wattle man king?" is an obvious one, but it's really the level of wide-eyed confusion and terror that it's said with that makes it so good.

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« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2014, 08:40:22 pm »
"BO DARK"
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« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2014, 07:15:38 pm »
"BO DARK"
I occasionally go back to that episode just for "i thought we agree, small gifts this year.  i get her rock.  you get her xbox., make me look bad."

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« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2014, 07:38:40 pm »
"You masturbate to WEIRD things"

Still one of my favourites and probably the one I use most frequently in my day to day life
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« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2014, 07:53:20 pm »
"What's up! My butt is sore!"

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« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2014, 10:20:49 pm »
"Whut time is et in Amer'ca?"

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« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2014, 01:47:41 am »
I can't remember what it was, I think it might have been a recent episode (or one I relistened to recently) but Lemon described something as sounding like an outtake from Gummo. It was the perfect reference.

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« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2014, 01:51:03 am »
"DO NOT MAKE FUN OF JEREMY FERNANDEZ! HE IS A WONDERFUL MAN ABOVE YOUR MOCKERY! SCUMBAAAG!"
"Is this his cousin or something?"
"ABSOLUTELY I AM"