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Topic: F Plus Quotes Thread  (Read 186300 times)

crow

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F Plus Quotes Thread
Post your favorite F Plus quotes!  I'll start.

"I am beset by the inequities of sin, and holy shit my dick is huge"
« Last Edit: April 16, 2014, 11:21:24 pm by Smoking Crow »

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F Plus Quotes Thread #1
every day I'm hoboin' hoboin' hoboin' hoboin'

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F Plus Quotes Thread #2
The best one I remember is

"Be less of a skank and more of a skunk Squiddy"
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F Plus Quotes Thread #3
That's so funny, my confirmation name is also Mingo.

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F Plus Quotes Thread #4
The best one I remember is

"Be less of a skank and more of a skunk Squiddy"
Mesondras, April 16, 2014, 09:56:21 pm
To add to the Portaxx love, I also adore "Fat the Power!"
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F Plus Quotes Thread #5
"I am a MASTURBATING WIZARD!!!"
-JimmyFranks
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F Plus Quotes Thread #6
The best one I remember is

"Be less of a skank and more of a skunk Squiddy"
Mesondras, April 16, 2014, 09:56:21 pm
To add to the Portaxx love, I also adore "Fat the Power!"
nigeline, April 17, 2014, 02:23:45 am
"Anglosphere? Isn't that just a term for fat white guy?"

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F Plus Quotes Thread #7
"In the land of dragon dildos, is the chin-wattle man king?" is an obvious one, but it's really the level of wide-eyed confusion and terror that it's said with that makes it so good.

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F Plus Quotes Thread #8
"BO DARK"
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F Plus Quotes Thread #9
"BO DARK"
Smoking Crow, April 17, 2014, 08:40:22 pm
I occasionally go back to that episode just for "i thought we agree, small gifts this year.  i get her rock.  you get her xbox., make me look bad."
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F Plus Quotes Thread #10
"You masturbate to WEIRD things"

Still one of my favourites and probably the one I use most frequently in my day to day life
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F Plus Quotes Thread #11
"What's up! My butt is sore!"

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F Plus Quotes Thread #12
"Whut time is et in Amer'ca?"

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F Plus Quotes Thread #13
I can't remember what it was, I think it might have been a recent episode (or one I relistened to recently) but Lemon described something as sounding like an outtake from Gummo. It was the perfect reference.

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F Plus Quotes Thread #14
"DO NOT MAKE FUN OF JEREMY FERNANDEZ! HE IS A WONDERFUL MAN ABOVE YOUR MOCKERY! SCUMBAAAG!"
"Is this his cousin or something?"
"ABSOLUTELY I AM"