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Topic: F Plus Quotes Thread  (Read 177902 times)

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F Plus Quotes Thread #1020
Me: If I go to an alternate universe and find my self and discover that my life is so much better there, can I kill myself and then take over my own life?

Isfahan (with a startling lack of delay): See, that's the first thing that I would do.
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1021
"It wouldn't even make a good bludgeon."

"...Jesus, Isfahan."
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1022
“I live with a sickness inside of me that the Internet numbs!”

Adam Bozarth, Oculus Cruft
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1023
"In a past life STOG wrote propaganda films"
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1024
"It's Friday night. Time to give myself an enema and listen to Warrant!"
Digital Walnut, May 20, 2015, 12:56:16 am
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1025
PENIS IS BLOOD
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1026
PENIS IS BLOOD
Lumbermouth, December 30, 2018, 11:47:45 am
DEADLY SINNERS
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1027
Nutshell: PAX East. It's what you get

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F Plus Quotes Thread #1028
"That's when you engage in an RP in which a character, typically unrealistically endowed—"

"IT'S SO SMALL!"
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1029
#248

LEMON: Bunnybread,
BUNNYBREAD: No!
LEMON: I think we need a female presence on this podcast, finally, so, will you tell me about Syria?
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1030
"Since moving here I've learned to recognize you theiving delusional addicts. Don't think your fooling anyone with your oozing red faces, digging into your skin & talking to yourselves loudly bizarre behavior. I'd feel sorry for you except that you made a choice at some point to poison yourself and hurt the ones that love you. Pathetic. You'll be more likely to show up in a mugshot than a family photo. God help you for giving up all that is good for selfish self destruction."

"Thanks Earth Crisis!"

- Topix Not Worth Discussing

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F Plus Quotes Thread #1031
"So, it says right there that these waivers are at the discretion of the employees."

"Ah, ah, but nowhere in the Code does it say, don't be a dick."

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F Plus Quotes Thread #1032
"So, it says right there that these waivers are at the discretion of the employees."

"Ah, ah, but nowhere in the Code does it say, don't be a dick."
Sham bam bamina!, January 15, 2019, 02:47:31 pm

"You're like Homestar Runner but I hate you."
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1033
"Everything's fine, don't freak out. Everything's fine. Goddamn it! Son of a bitch! Ah, it's all over the floor. Goddamn it! Son of a bitch! Shit! Piss! Fuck!"
-Adam Bozarth, end stinger to episode 185
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1034
Lemon: *laughing angrily*
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