Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
September 16, 2019, 12:11:10 pm

ballp.it is the community forum for The F Plus.

You're only seeing part of the forum conversation. To see more, register for an account. This will give you read-only access to nearly all the forums.

Topic: F Plus Quotes Thread  (Read 186356 times)

Carbon

  • Paid
  • Can wink with both eyes at once
  • 776
  • 21
F Plus Quotes Thread #1080
I took the medicine and then I buttholed.

KendrickLobstar

  • Paid
  • 69 year old father to a bunch of shit goth sons
  • 136
  • 8
F Plus Quotes Thread #1081
#252: It’s Always Cold in Chili’s

[guy enters Home Depot to pay a $29,000 bill in cash with no form of ID]

“Hi I’m a normal person and not a criminal, you don’t need to know who I am”
“I’m just paying with this briefcase of stacked $20 non-consecutive bills”
Neal Wrought

The Smoking Dad

  • Paid
  • Marlboro Boyz 2 Marlboro Men
  • 44
  • 6
F Plus Quotes Thread #1082
Saying things like “sexual market value” is what brings down your sexual market value
birdie chai tea latte Yavuz Dr. Buttplug

Neal

  • Mister Learning
  • Paid
  • a whimsical land of strange brain chemistry
  • 1,530
  • 45
F Plus Quotes Thread #1083
"I feel like, thank you for calling me 'radical' but fuck you for calling me a 'bus'?"
sambair KingKalamari Yavuz Is It Normal this Disgusting Giant Sherman Tank KendrickLobstar

SATAN MILKSHAKE

  • some people's reactions such as the fuck,the hell,wtf, or what the hell
  • Paid
  • I have a problem and then I have another problem
    • 2,107
    • 149
F Plus Quotes Thread #1084
My brain is broken because a friend brought up some trouble he was having with a poorly-organized wake and all I could think of was "Is this one of those wakes I'm supposed to be at, or is it one I can skip?"
chai tea latte Sham bam bamina! Corn Syrup

Neal

  • Mister Learning
  • Paid
  • a whimsical land of strange brain chemistry
  • 1,530
  • 45
F Plus Quotes Thread #1085
"Do the cities poop?"
Sham bam bamina! Yavuz Lemon

Vinny Possum

  • Garfield's cosmic love katana.
  • Paid
  • 1,059
  • 46
F Plus Quotes Thread #1086
"Do the cities poop?"
Neal, May 09, 2019, 12:48:43 am

They have sex with themselves, so, probably.

Shell Game

  • Showrunner of Extra Credit
  • Paid
  • Crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab
  • 2,542
  • 133
F Plus Quotes Thread #1087
Boots: ...293 episodes ago.
Achilles Heelies: Was I alive yet?
Boots Raingear Hux Wrought Neal Yavuz GirlKisser420 Achilles' Heelies

Shell Game

  • Showrunner of Extra Credit
  • Paid
  • Crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab
  • 2,542
  • 133
F Plus Quotes Thread #1088
Double post.
Sheila I'm sorry for coming in my pants, my mother didn't breastfeed me.
Wrought Yavuz Dr. Buttplug

Achilles' Heelies

  • Ridiculist
  • 396
  • 34
F Plus Quotes Thread #1089
Boots: ...293 episodes ago.
Achilles Heelies: Was I alive yet?
Shell Game, May 16, 2019, 10:18:21 am
I didn't exist until The F Plus summoned me from the aether, fully formed and ready to podcast.
Carbon Is It Normal this Disgusting Giant Sherman Tank Corn Syrup Lemon Hux

Neal

  • Mister Learning
  • Paid
  • a whimsical land of strange brain chemistry
  • 1,530
  • 45
F Plus Quotes Thread #1090
Boots: ...293 episodes ago.
Achilles Heelies: Was I alive yet?
Shell Game, May 16, 2019, 10:18:21 am
I didn't exist until The F Plus summoned me from the aether, fully formed and ready to podcast.
Achilles' Heelies, May 16, 2019, 11:28:08 pm

But the first harbinger of your appearance from beyond the veil was your contribution to episode 177, before you were ever on the podcast, and which Lemon needs to add to your bio.
Sham bam bamina! Hux Is It Normal this Disgusting Giant Sherman Tank

Bobguinary Novel

  • FPlus Logo Club Vice President
  • Paid
  • You Can't Ban the Magic of ~*~PUNS~*~ Fuckos!
  • 2,923
  • 137
F Plus Quotes Thread #1091
Boots: ...293 episodes ago.
Achilles Heelies: Was I alive yet?
Shell Game, May 16, 2019, 10:18:21 am
I didn't exist until The F Plus summoned me from the aether, fully formed and ready to podcast.
Achilles' Heelies, May 16, 2019, 11:28:08 pm

But the first harbinger of your appearance from beyond the veil was your contribution to episode 177, before you were ever on the podcast, and which Lemon needs to add to your bio.
Neal, May 17, 2019, 12:33:35 am

Sorta like Athena springing to life fully formed from the head of Zeus, Achilles sprung fully formed from the cesspits of the internet.
Is It Normal this Disgusting Giant Sherman Tank

Yavuz

  • Fave: Heavily Excessive Prekumquatxop
  • Paid
  • whats up you cem loving fuck
  • 1,624
  • 65
F Plus Quotes Thread #1092
Tim is a flat circle.
John Toast
Wrought Frank West chai tea latte Mr. Hunky Academia A Meat

THE LESBIATHAN

  • just julia
  • Paid
  • its lesbiathan with an a not an o
    • 51
    • 17
F Plus Quotes Thread #1093
The Brave Lemon: Lesbiathan.

The Coward Frank West: Lesbiathon.
Wrought Frank West Shigan Achilles' Heelies A Meat Sham bam bamina! Is It Normal this Disgusting Giant Sherman Tank Turtle Boots Raingear Mr. Hunky Academia boooo566 chai tea latte Yavuz Dr. Buttplug Vinny Possum FinchChunk beelzeboob DetectiveSlowpoke

Is It Normal this Disgusting Giant Sherman Tank

  • Licensed Kadir-Buxton Method Practitioner
  • Associate Tag Director, East
  • I'm over 30 years old and I like fried chicken.
  • 2,625
  • 45
F Plus Quotes Thread #1094
Wait, it's not Lesbiathen?