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Topic: F Plus Quotes Thread  (Read 191070 times)

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F Plus Quotes Thread #1110
"I am not a nipple Nazi!" -Portaxx, #152
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1111
Achillies: She continually puts the nation first. The venerable Miss Bimbo also puts the Bimbo Nation first,
Adam: She also Puts the Nation First.
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1112
Lemon: The F Plus terrible things read with enthusiasm, one terrible thing is a condom filled with shit
Bozarth: Go to the website
Boots: It's worse than you imagine!
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1113
Boots: The camera shows a teenage girl curled up on the floor crying-

Bunnybread: Ah, memories...
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1114
Which soaker for bear?
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1115
“This is not so much a question as it is an eyeroll.” — Lemon

"Brevity is the death of wit, I think." — Achilles' Heelies
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1116
♫The internet makes everything worse!
The internet makes monsters! ♫

- Episode 302
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1117
"Aha!" Andrew W.K. said.
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1118
JACK CHICK: "Don't you have to actually, like, go out and look at somebody's [Facebook] description in order to see it? So, Like, she's just clicking on people's pages and going, like, OMG WTF UR NOT A FREE SPIRIT RRRRRRRR!!!!"
LEMON: "To be fair, I spend hours doing that each week."
STOG: "Take that, high school!"
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1119
"Noodles get wet, and then they get floppy."
-STOG
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1120
PUMPKIN SPICE BACON! PUMPKIN SPICE BACON! PUMPKIN SPICE BACON! PUMPKIN SPICE BACON!
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1121
Hello there. This is Lemon.

This episode is about a community on reddit founded around a common Myers Brigs score, and they have a lot of opinions about their own superiority. It's fun. You're gonna like it.

Just before we get to that though, I'm going to say that The F Plus finds our own niche in reading the words of weird people. It's what we've done, and it's what we'll continue to do because it's fun for us. We're never fair in our portrayals, but it's our approach at presenting the world that we live in. We read what they want the public to know, we make our own jokes and we stop there, because anything after that is abuse, and that behavior is unethical and destructive.

We want people to be happy, which is a weird thing to feel the need to say out loud, but we can recognize things in others that we find appaling, and still want them to live contented lives free of harassment. And to you listening to this right now, I think that you think that too.

But if you think that tolerance for others is a political view that shouldn't be shared, fuck you and I couldn't mean that more. Fuck you, and unsubscribe from this podcast immediately, because I am not interested in hearing your counterargument against a level of compassion for others that you should've learned in kindergarten. For everyone else, enjoy the show!

The entirety of Lemon's fantastic opening to Episode 232: Myers' Frigs
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1122
This segment meant more to me than you can imagine. Thank you so much, Lemon. Im too drunk to type this out but hank u

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F Plus Quotes Thread #1123
This segment meant more to me than you can imagine. Thank you so much, Lemon. Im too drunk to type this out but hank u
beelzeboob, August 29, 2019, 03:40:03 am

Seriously, it should be plastered at the top of ballp.it and thefpl.us so it's the first thing everyone sees when they arrive.

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F Plus Quotes Thread #1124
But if you think that tolerance for others is a political view that shouldn't be shared, fuck you and I couldn't mean that more.
MasterOfHope, August 29, 2019, 03:36:23 am

It’s a beauty
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