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Topic: F Plus Quotes Thread  (Read 204500 times)

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F Plus Quotes Thread #1125
I forgot who said it, but in one of the 100th episode retrospective there's a bit about a psychotic furry who keeps demanding to be "yiffed" and turns one handy into several as he terrorized the house he was staying at for free. Someone said "You turned that handjob into a hand career!" and I completely lost it. Full belly laughs while driving.
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1126
I forgot who said it, but in one of the 100th episode retrospective there's a bit about a psychotic furry who keeps demanding to be "yiffed" and turns one handy into several as he terrorized the house he was staying at for free. Someone said "You turned that handjob into a hand career!" and I completely lost it. Full belly laughs while driving.
Ugly In The Morning, September 03, 2019, 07:16:23 pm
there's a doc in the hopper then that's going to make you very happy if it gets read
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1127
We are a long way from the garden of Edan – thanks to man messing!
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1128
"Guys don't make passes at bugs that got, like, fuckin buncha eyes." — Bunnybread, #95

ETA: "Here comes the precum fountain." — Victor Laszlo, #216
« Last Edit: September 09, 2019, 08:23:35 pm by Yavuz »

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F Plus Quotes Thread #1129
The entire discussion about the weird Bachman-Turner Overdrive references that kept popping up in the David Icke forums was amazing:

"Two weeks ago they communicated another song to me, askin' them a question and he/they told me YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN' YET!!! 1974 SONG, BACHMAN-OOOOOOVERDRIVE!!! [Guitar noises]"
"Is that the part where they stuttered"
"I guess we-"
"♫B-b-baby I'm a lizardman!♫"
"So I know that, uhhhh, I know that they uhm, ah, that there's the radio transmissions, like, uh, they must think that that's current music for us right now..."
"Yeah, there's the, uh, travelling through the vacuum of space..."
"We've learned English from your 'Steven Miller' Band"

And:

"Yet the REAL reptilian feet look even better than ours so YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN' YET!!!"
"Oh my god!"
[Entire room cracks up]
"This...This guy might be the Patrick82 of the David Icke Forums..."
"[struggling to stop laughing] Oh my god..."
"This is a different person"
"What is Bachman-Turner Overdrive doing to people?"
"There's like a weird, BTO undertone to so many of these people's posts"
"Is everyone Canadian? Maybe that makes sense?"
[A pause as Lemon composes himself to segue into the next post as the rest of the room laughs]
"And, uhm, ahh...also in response to-"
"No, I think this covers people from Phoenix Arizona all the way to Tacoma"
[More laughter]
"What about Philidelphia?"
"And Atlanta!"

So good that I'm even willing to forgive everyone for confusing BTO and the Steve Miller Band, two completely different and not at all similar-sounding 1970s-era Blues-Rock groups.

(From episode 211)
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« Last Edit: September 12, 2019, 03:48:48 pm by KingKalamari »

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F Plus Quotes Thread #1130
‘We learned English from your Steven Miller Band’
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1131
Whenever I end up relistening to ep 221, I always end up zoning out for 51 minutes straight and then the phrase "Using the lube from the baloney" appears and I laugh until i cry
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1132
"You're just a very odd young man that, uh...apparently dresses in his grandfather's clothing..."
"Yeah, or a really cool lesbian."

-Episode 233
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1133
‘We learned English from your Steven Miller Band’
GirlKisser420, September 12, 2019, 07:50:25 pm

"And also how to love."
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1134
Hey that was way worse than I thought it was. Achilles' Heelies, ep. 246
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1135
Hey that was way worse than I thought it was. Achilles' Heelies, ep. 246
Shell Game, September 25, 2019, 05:34:33 pm

That's a good idea, I'm gonna stab myself in the dick with a screwdriver.STOG, ep. 246
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1136
BOOTS: "Can I get the third warning, please, Victor?"
VICTOR: "Warning: Don't do it if parents are near your room."
LEMON: "But feel free to do it in your parents' room because it's kinda fun!"
BOOTS: "...yeah."
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1137
Squiddy: But work, though. Worrrrk.
Achilles: Y'know, anime work.
Squiddy: Oh!

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F Plus Quotes Thread #1138
"Kumquat, what did you just find?" -Lemon, about to be blown out of the water on 1/3 of every episode Kumquatzop is on
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1139
"...Maintains the positive oral mood of her scene by sucking the hard poles coming straight out of her sex holes."
"Yes! YES! That is SUCH an erotic sentence!"
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