F Plus Quotes Thread

[Devious Box]

"I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR LEGS APART"

Lemon, 131: Ask a Stupid Question, Make a Stupid Podcast

[Lumbermouth]

“STOG just called me a dork and I’m going to have to live with that for my entire life.”

Lemon, Steal This Episode

[SHAMBA~1.SBB]

"I be a ho... I like sex."

—Tabby Raymond, diagnosed sexomaniac, episode 83

[Doctor Interrogative]

"BED CHEEVOS!

-Kumquatxop, Episode 387

[SHAMBA~1.SBB]

BLESSED BEEEEEEEEEEE 🐝

—also Kumquatxop, episode 181

[1234GO!]

"🎶doo da doo da doo, killing time, how big is god...🎶"

[Lumbermouth]

“Take your gender identity, put around your head, swing it like a helicopter!”

John Toast, You Need Satan More Than He Needs You

[Antivehicular]

"I was a guy. That's a Reddit!" -- Boots, episode 413, after at last finishing the thoughts of Inexplicable Whopper Racist

[Lumbermouth]

"Does your cat like swords?"
"I hope not! It'd be another thing like ham that he's not allowed to have."

Achilles' Heelies, NutshellGulag, SWORDS!!!

[PaulLovesToLaugh]

Which episode had "steal an idea from star trek!"?

[Lumbermouth]

"So she's got a couple of abilities, they're pretty good. For example, Superhuman Strength."
"Classic."
"Right, and also Blood."
"Ooh, I have that superpower too!

Lemon and Victor Laszlo, Episode 231 The Hedgehog

[SHAMBA~1.SBB]

BARNS AND NOBLES IS A HANKY PANKY STORE

[Lumbermouth]

“No I won’t make that the episode cover, it’s softcore pornography!”

Lemon, Attack of the 50 Ft Episode

[Adam Bozarth]

… hence the name “Butthole Jones.”

[Dyna Moe]

"You've got a nice ass... for shitting."

Boots gives a nonsexual compliment to Jared's asshole
https://thefpl.us/episode/45