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Topic: F Plus Quotes Thread  (Read 156042 times)

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« Reply #15 on: April 20, 2014, 02:43:29 pm »
"It takes seven skilled wizards to stun one" from the Bad Dragon episode, probably because it's followed by the most hysterical laughter in this podcast.

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« Reply #16 on: April 21, 2014, 12:44:41 am »
HELLO HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS! ZACK MORRIS KILLED MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!

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« Reply #17 on: April 21, 2014, 02:13:26 am »
"fucking CHAIRS"

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« Reply #18 on: April 21, 2014, 01:06:48 pm »
"Lisa said in her womanly voice...as opposed to her masculine voice."

(Deep, raspy voice) "Oh Screech."

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« Reply #19 on: April 21, 2014, 07:55:57 pm »
"I think nothing but positive thoughts all day, and now I have a wife made entirely of water."

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« Reply #20 on: April 21, 2014, 09:08:55 pm »
Probably the most useful thing ever said on The F Plus (and something that I continue to quote to people in my everyday life) is "This is the Internet, and there's no such thing as drawing a distinction between two things."
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« Reply #21 on: April 22, 2014, 04:46:45 pm »
KULU LIMPAH MOTHERFUCKERS

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« Reply #22 on: April 22, 2014, 05:06:02 pm »
"One day we'll invent a dildo that can fit inside of a pussy"
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« Reply #23 on: April 22, 2014, 06:25:42 pm »
"BO DARK"
I occasionally go back to that episode just for "i thought we agree, small gifts this year.  i get her rock.  you get her xbox., make me look bad."
That bit is also a favorite for me because it always reminds me of the end of this video


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« Reply #24 on: April 22, 2014, 07:45:50 pm »
"Yeah well I know of some other people who had a lot of rules about what you can and can not say...

...

... they were also fat."
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« Reply #25 on: April 23, 2014, 08:35:10 pm »
"At what point may I begin to fart in front of my girlfriend?" will always get me.
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« Reply #26 on: April 23, 2014, 08:59:03 pm »
"Penises want to bleed. It's just their natural state."
And your Sherman Tank was burned.So we amputated it too.

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« Reply #27 on: April 28, 2014, 07:08:34 pm »
*point to schlong*
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« Reply #28 on: April 28, 2014, 10:40:01 pm »
"Now Hanvjor, when you get off the boat in America you must say this thing that I must teach you, to get to the hotel.  'Jonas Brothers are penis'..."
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« Reply #29 on: April 29, 2014, 10:03:19 am »
"That's the emotional journey your balls should be on."
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