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Topic: F Plus Quotes Thread  (Read 170489 times)

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F Plus Quotes Thread #15
"It takes seven skilled wizards to stun one" from the Bad Dragon episode, probably because it's followed by the most hysterical laughter in this podcast.

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F Plus Quotes Thread #16
HELLO HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS! ZACK MORRIS KILLED MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!

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F Plus Quotes Thread #17
"fucking CHAIRS"

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F Plus Quotes Thread #18
"Lisa said in her womanly voice...as opposed to her masculine voice."

(Deep, raspy voice) "Oh Screech."

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F Plus Quotes Thread #19
"I think nothing but positive thoughts all day, and now I have a wife made entirely of water."

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F Plus Quotes Thread #20
Probably the most useful thing ever said on The F Plus (and something that I continue to quote to people in my everyday life) is "This is the Internet, and there's no such thing as drawing a distinction between two things."
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F Plus Quotes Thread #21
KULU LIMPAH MOTHERFUCKERS

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F Plus Quotes Thread #22
"One day we'll invent a dildo that can fit inside of a pussy"
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« Last Edit: April 22, 2014, 05:33:00 pm by Ambious »

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F Plus Quotes Thread #23
"BO DARK"
Smoking Crow, April 17, 2014, 08:40:22 pm
I occasionally go back to that episode just for "i thought we agree, small gifts this year.  i get her rock.  you get her xbox., make me look bad."
Mister Smalls, April 18, 2014, 07:15:38 pm
That bit is also a favorite for me because it always reminds me of the end of this video


"NOW SASQUATCH CAN PLAY HALO 3!"

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F Plus Quotes Thread #24
"Yeah well I know of some other people who had a lot of rules about what you can and can not say...

...

... they were also fat."
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F Plus Quotes Thread #25
"At what point may I begin to fart in front of my girlfriend?" will always get me.
Liatai

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F Plus Quotes Thread #26
"Penises want to bleed. It's just their natural state."
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F Plus Quotes Thread #27
*point to schlong*
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F Plus Quotes Thread #28
"Now Hanvjor, when you get off the boat in America you must say this thing that I must teach you, to get to the hotel.  'Jonas Brothers are penis'..."
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F Plus Quotes Thread #29
"That's the emotional journey your balls should be on."
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