F Plus Quotes Thread

[Mister Smalls]

It was the dream monster cockysis episode with Cheapskate.

[Isfahan]

The bit where Victor read the lyrics to Lady Gaga's "Judas" was from a cut segment where, instead of talking about dreams, someone was ranting about Lady Gaga being an Illuminati propagandist/mass hypnotizer and all the Illuminati symbolism in her videos and song lyrics like "Judas," which Victor then looked up and read. It was too good to leave out entirely.

[Sherlockian]

"Sound familiar...? It will, IN HILLARY CLINTON'S AMERICA!" cracks me up every time.

[Mister Smalls]

"In the room tonight we have Boots Raingear!"
"Is there any treatment of pubic hair that is wrong?  Definitely.  One thing about which there can be no debate is the evil of stubble."
*hysterical laughter in the distance*

[Fanzay]

"This Troper has been eliminated, but the Chlamydia still burns."

[🍆]

"How about Lleh? It's Hell, backwards!"

[John Toast]

"GOOOOO TO JAIL!!!"

I forget which episode that's from, but Lemon yelling that out after Boots reading a guy's information kills me.

Also Portaxx's reaction to "pain in my knackers are driving me crackers!" in the poetry episode.

[Lemon]

Also Portaxx's reaction to "pain in my knackers are driving me crackers!" in the poetry episode.

That reading also has my favorite Isfahan laugh recorded.

[Goose Goose Honk At Me Now]

In the first food episode, Acier's "it's a quick way to dress up plain corn chi--...whaaat?" is the only time I've ever heard him falter while reading nonsense and I laugh every single time.

[Haydon]

"Well, you know how academia is. You either publish - or piss."

[Cheapskate]

"Fuck a table made of knives? Why not?!?"

[Tetriphile]

I think my all-time favourites are probably:

"Your fictional world is worse than the one we live in, where Happy Dave has his own street team."

and

"Would anyone like to tie me up and force me to be a clown? Well, this is Fetlife, so yes, all of us."

Also, John just reading out the list of sexual positions in, hmm, one of the first few episodes, maybe?

[montrith]

Whenever one of the ridiculists gets told "You're the Portaxx of this episode" and they immediately respond with an enthusiastic "YAY!".

[KingKalamari]

"Well I guess I'm gay now. Yum yum yum, gimme the dick"

"No that's not me man: No hobo"

"Are you going to cut my balls off?"
"...If I have to to get you on a horse"

"I like how the stupid kind of cancels it out because that guy called it 'sex power' and this person, who's also stupid, knew exactly what he was talking about: 'Oh yeah, sex power. I know what that is'."

[Goose Goose Honk At Me Now]

"Wilf Britzel doesn't want you to know the truth!!"