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Topic: F Plus Quotes Thread  (Read 186355 times)

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F Plus Quotes Thread #975
"Barns and Nobles is a hanky panky store!"
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F Plus Quotes Thread #976
Was teaching the phrase "see a doctor" in english class today and I kept almost cracking up remembering Jack Chick going "CONSULT A DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY" from the paganlore episode
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F Plus Quotes Thread #977
"AS LEMON DRIES IN SALT AND AIR, I'M FREED FROM HARM AND ALL DESPAIR!"

"I'M ALSO HELL-BENT FOR LEATHER!!!"
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F Plus Quotes Thread #978
" I'm sorry, I'm just trying to help, and thats foolish"
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F Plus Quotes Thread #979
Jimmyfranks, about to read about terrible fetish shit: You know, Lemon, I just feel fantastic today! Nothing can get me down!
Lemon: I see, I see...Hey, Jimmyfranks, do you see that cloud floating over your head?
Jimmyfranks: Hey, flowers need rain, brother!
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F Plus Quotes Thread #980
There has never been a greater moment of F Plus desperation than during hour 20 of 24 Terrible Hours where Boots is desperately trying to get Montrith to shut up about the coffee chip slurry
Montrith, after narrating herself eating potato chip-iced coffee slurry for three minutes: Okay, I`m finished
Boots, very sarcastically: Oh, are you sure there aren`t some more in there?
Montrith: Okay, I will be perfect, I will have the tiny little remains that are still in my cup-
Boots: Okay no, STOP
Edit: god damnit the time stamps don't work with embedded videos. Uh...3 minutes and 13 seconds
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F Plus Quotes Thread #981
Lemon: SAY IT LOUD! SAY IT CLEAR! BIGFOOTS ARE WELCOME HERE!
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F Plus Quotes Thread #982
"What are your thoughts on penises, hmm?  IN YOU."

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F Plus Quotes Thread #983
Lastly, I have a tickling fetish.

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F Plus Quotes Thread #984
Ya! Oi! Lemon
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F Plus Quotes Thread #985
"These glasses give you a +3 to Hotness; I think you should keep them.  I'm rolling for orgasm already."

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F Plus Quotes Thread #986
Lemon: Oh shit, Oberon Zell-Ravenheart has a Wikipedia page!
Isfahan: I wonder who wrote it?
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F Plus Quotes Thread #987
Bozarth: I am the real life version of Huell Howser, now that the real Huell Howser has ascended to the Howserplane.
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F Plus Quotes Thread #988
"Click here to bulb this section of the podcast."
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F Plus Quotes Thread #989
Jimmyfranks: "Perfection sounds fuckin' exhausting"...This guy's fuckin' exhausting!

Bunnybread: He's perfect!
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