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Topic: F Plus Quotes Thread  (Read 156577 times)

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« Reply #990 on: October 06, 2018, 05:25:40 pm »
"I will never cold lonely chicken after hearing that."
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« Reply #991 on: October 12, 2018, 05:26:37 pm »
I have always found this exchange very troubling:

"Hi, I'm Bunnyboy!"

"Aw, you're cute!  I'm sure I won't hate you by the end of this post."

"I'm cute... and fuckable!"

"Oh, boner shrinking."

"Put it in my ass!"

"Oh, boner, boner gone."

WHY DID LEMON HAVE A BONER
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« Reply #992 on: October 12, 2018, 05:38:57 pm »
I have always found this exchange very troubling:

"Hi, I'm Bunnyboy!"

"Aw, you're cute!  I'm sure I won't hate you by the end of this post."

"I'm cute... and fuckable!"

"Oh, boner shrinking."

"Put it in my ass!"

"Oh, boner, boner gone."

WHY DID LEMON HAVE A BONER
Boner is Lemon's default state of being

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« Reply #993 on: October 12, 2018, 05:50:21 pm »
I thought it was obvious, he heard "bunnyboy" and thought it was "bunnybread".
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« Reply #994 on: October 13, 2018, 10:56:53 pm »
"Most people elect to have a god that showers. But you went for Lemmy instead. Um. So that's- that's one option."
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« Reply #995 on: October 14, 2018, 07:34:19 pm »
"Whatever happened, to freedom of speech?... IT'S NOW THE MASH!"
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« Reply #996 on: October 17, 2018, 07:54:12 am »
Lemon: Bunnybread, you're a guy who likes to solve problems, right?
Bunnybread: Cause. Cause problems.
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« Reply #997 on: October 22, 2018, 05:35:20 pm »
speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeed!

-STOG, episode 291, 17 min 36 sec
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« Reply #998 on: October 26, 2018, 11:03:06 am »
"He cuddled a man in Reno just to watch him snuggle."
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« Reply #999 on: October 27, 2018, 04:48:53 am »
"Goofyfoot"
Frank West, choking back tears, episode 209
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« Reply #1000 on: October 27, 2018, 01:34:40 pm »
"This Troper has caught flies before. Without looking!"

"This Troper has attracted flies before..."
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« Reply #1001 on: October 29, 2018, 04:56:29 pm »
Merry Liftmas to All
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« Reply #1002 on: October 30, 2018, 06:30:33 pm »
"We're freedom fighters, they're terrorists! hehehe"
-George W. Bush, 43rd President of the United States
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« Reply #1003 on: October 31, 2018, 05:00:50 pm »
"Hey... you could die, buddy!  It's the twenty century!"

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« Reply #1004 on: November 03, 2018, 12:35:25 pm »
"Hey... you could die, buddy!  It's the twenty century!"

Excuse me, did you know death is lethal?
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