"I think you're a little bit off-message there, pothead."
"What? No, I'm... just... it's just... I'm getting to the story, man, it's just happening, it's getting really good—"
"Oh, really, are you? OK."
"—oh, you're gonna fuckin' love it, 'cause, 'cause I know how this story ends—"
"—'cause this is my story—"
"Yeah, sure, yep. Mm-hm?"
"—so boy it's gonna pay off, I'm so glad."
"Boy, it sure is."
"You're gonna love this. Uh, everybody listening to this podcast, this story's really gonna pay off, 'cause I know how it ends, I definitely, I know this story—"
"Yeah, yeahyeahyeah, oh, oh no, Boots, your microphone, it's, uh, it fell down... a well... Fell down a well! Well, seeing as how that horrible thing happened to your microphone, I guess we'll just have to switch over to Adam!"