F Plus Quotes Thread

[Dr. Buttplug]

The anime matrix has you, Neo.

Did you forget about the Animatrix Spooks?

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

It’s Frank West’s quote, from Yahoo! Answers, so he’ll be the one having to answer for his disrespectful ignorance of cinema’s greatest achievement, the Animatrix.

[Dr. Buttplug]

I thought we were in the pointless thoughts thread for some reason

[junior associate faguar]

jack chick: "I'm gonna dash off to the bathroom."

Portaxx: "DON'T PISS YOURSELF"
Lemon: "PISS YOURSELF"
Portaxx: "AH DON'T PISS YOURSELF!"
Lemon: "PISS YOURSELF!"
Portaxx: "AH, STOP PISSING YOURSELF!"
Lemon: "KEEP PISSING YOURSELF!"
Portaxx: "STOP IT!"
Lemon: "START IT."

Portaxx: "This site has officially made us insane. That's cool."

Going back through this thread, and I can't remember where this is from.

[vaMpiresoftWare]

Going back through this thread, and I can't remember where this is from.

It’s the start of History of the Dozerfleet Part 2.

[sea hag]

Suicide Jesus the Hedgehog still makes me laugh, confirmed

[SHAMBA~1.SBB]

I sometimes think to myself, "Must have meat – and cheese!" when making a sandwich.

[PaulLovesToLaugh]

Ganymede saying "I don't believe you" in 'Lets-A-Go Join The Freemasons' plays in my head when I don't believe a claim someone is making.

[EYE OF ZA]

Lemon: "Obviously there's no organization to this site, but it has pages—"

Kumquat: "I would say it has orgone-ization."

--ep. 372, Loohan vs The Lizartarians

[1234GO!]

"As an avid masturbator, you owe it to yourself to watch From Dusk 'til Dawn!"

-Adam Bozarth

[honey]

It's not a quote per se, but in the Monster Girls episode (174), the one-two punch of Acier's reading of "HELLISH PENIS WASHING" followed by Jack Chick's frenzied giggling always gets me

[vaMpiresoftWare]

Whenever I find a desiccant packet I whisper “desiccant” to myself like Stog saying it in Episode 319.

[Lumbermouth]

"Space made me angry!"

Adam Bozarth as Buzz Aldrin, Is There Anyone With A Life On Mars?

[Dyna Moe]

As a rich person who needs to match the interior of his Bugatti with 'chafed anus' leather..."


Kumquatxop
Episode 293: Problematic Sex Toys(42:11)
https://thefpl.us/episode/293

[Lumbermouth]

"My dumbest cousin would LOVE this."

Kendrick Lobstar, I Got Sick From Raw Meat!???