F Plus Quotes Thread

[Cat Planet]

"It takes seven skilled wizards to stun one" from the Bad Dragon episode, probably because it's followed by the most hysterical laughter in this podcast.

[STOG]

HELLO HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS! ZACK MORRIS KILLED MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!

[nigeline]

"fucking CHAIRS"

[Locclo]

"Lisa said in her womanly voice...as opposed to her masculine voice."

(Deep, raspy voice) "Oh Screech."

[Adam Bozarth]

"I think nothing but positive thoughts all day, and now I have a wife made entirely of water."

[Mister Smalls]

Probably the most useful thing ever said on The F Plus (and something that I continue to quote to people in my everyday life) is "This is the Internet, and there's no such thing as drawing a distinction between two things."

[count_actuala]

KULU LIMPAH MOTHERFUCKERS

[Ambious]

"One day we'll invent a dildo that can fit inside of a pussy"
-Lemon

"Yaaaaaaayyyyy"
-Everyone, but mostly Lemon

[Ansemaru]

"BO DARK"

I occasionally go back to that episode just for "i thought we agree, small gifts this year.  i get her rock.  you get her xbox., make me look bad."

That bit is also a favorite for me because it always reminds me of the end of this video

"NOW SASQUATCH CAN PLAY HALO 3!"

[One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes]

"Yeah well I know of some other people who had a lot of rules about what you can and can not say...

...

... they were also fat."

[Lemon]

"At what point may I begin to fart in front of my girlfriend?" will always get me.

[Boots Raingear]

"Penises want to bleed. It's just their natural state."

[Ambious]

*point to schlong*

[Mister Smalls]

"Now Hanvjor, when you get off the boat in America you must say this thing that I must teach you, to get to the hotel.  'Jonas Brothers are penis'..."

[STOG]

"That's the emotional journey your balls should be on."