F Plus Quotes Thread

[Yavuz]

Portaxx: Okay, Frankendick, whatever you want.

(#76)

[Sherman Tank]

"And then I get to touch her high end... with my sex dick."

[Chaymie]

"i'm carting knickers to the shop on the lorry!" - John, Don't Patreonize me.

[Sherman Tank]

"I pronounced Bob's and Burgers correctly!"

[Digital Walnut]

The cheevos episode is so good

Boots: the truth is, we are going to stop boosting just because people complain.
Lemon: oh. Well, that's nice!
Boots: I think I mean the opposite of that.

Also,

MARK MY WORDS, YOU HEATHENS!

If fuding goes over, we will get more celebraties to be in the moive.

[Sherman Tank]

"Acier... read fast."

A audibly nauseated Bunnybread proving he's human after all.

[Nifty Nif]

"Acier... read fast."

A audibly nauseated Bunnybread proving he's human after all.

Similarly:
(Kumquatxop retching) -- dickbugs
I just really like it when the Ridiculists gross themselves out too much.  I can barely get through an episode of Lou Reads, but what keeps me listening are the moments where Lou pauses, stumbles, or is otherwise audibly disgusted.

[Nemo2342]

STOG: Everybody should know about 911; what if somebody's life is in danger?
Lemon: I've heard it's a joke.
Portaxx: Only in your town.
Lemon: Um...holy shit. HOLY SHIT! Portaxx just dropped a Public Enemy reference! That's amazing!

There's just something in Lemon's pure glee once he realizes what Portaxx has said that fills me with joy every time I hear it.

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Exercise make booby go down

?

[Gyro]

Jigglyslut

[Celebeast]

I've got thetans in my cunt youguys...

[eldritchhat]

A big 'ol bag of hot tapioca pudding

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

I'm good with the ethnics--JEW DETECTED--and, and they like me. The ethnics respond very well to me.

Stop talking, grandpa! --BLACK!

[Sherman Tank]

"Tolken like birds?"

[Vinny Possum]

I'm disgusted all around. I'm just in it. Some of it got in my mouth.