F Plus Quotes Thread

[Yavuz]

STOG: I can program my computer to karate kick.

[Sherman Tank]

Lemon: I no longer sleep nose to anus.

[Lemon]

Lemon: I no longer sleep nose to anus.

Shamelessly stolen from a MST3k episode.

[Sherman Tank]

Lemon: I no longer sleep nose to anus.

Shamelessly stolen from a MST3k episode.

This is absolutely fascinating.

[Saoirse-Lilith]

I just randomly had Kumquatxop's voice say in my head "You should kill the President". I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not. 

[Corn Syrup]

I just randomly had Kumquatxop's voice say in my head "You should kill the President". I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not.

That depends on how much you want to become your username.

[Yavuz]

STOG: Hey, what's up, everybody, I've unhinged my jaw! (around 42:26)

[JonRG]

Portaxx: *through gritted teeth* Stop jerking off on Mars!
John **: I never will.

[KingKalamari]

"Ah the pizza, table of life!"

[SiliconRed]

STOG: I programmed my husband in C#!

[Eider Duck]

"Get your head out of your ass and stick it right in the menstrual cycle, motherfuckers!"

[Cleretic]

Lemon: "Hey Kumquatzop, how is 'masturbate' spelled?"
Kumquatzop: *faintly audible under other, louder jokes* Uhh, H-A-R-R-Y...

[Shigan]

Lemon: Well, I don't know, does anyone on Reddit have opinions about breasts?
Boots: I dooo!
Lemon: Oh! Who are you?!
Boots: I'm Wizardry Awaits!

[Sherman Tank]

[After a dude describes being in a gym locker room with a tiny penis as a "hot idea".]
Adam: Somebody read a book!

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

There's no such thing as constructive criticism? When did we go from the Craigslist forums to the DeviantArt byelaws?