Okay, I found the "fuck-field is barren" joke genuinely funny.
What puzzles me about this site, though, is how goddamn nitpicky these people get about their boners. I mean yeah, everyone has preferences when it comes to sex, but do these people not get that crafting more and more intricate fantasies (the balloony dragon in particular) is just gonna frustrate them in the long run? Like, if you tone it the fuck down and just focus on one fetish for a while, you'll have a much easier time getting your rocks off.
...unless this came from an "it's not taboo anymore" scenario (like the vore episode), so they had to keep making it more and more convoluted to find it hot, in which case eugh.