Well, you need
bitcoin.txt and
ButtCoin which compile amusing bitcoin related crazyness, of which there is a ton. Sample crazy from both twitters respectivly.
Calling Dollars Money is an Insult to Bitcoin!!!
and
if you wanna be my lover
you gotta get with my left-wing libertarian beliefs
make it last forever
bitcoin never ends
You might not be as amused by bitcoin as me, I don't know.
And you have to follow
The Iron Sheik on twitter for such nuggets of wisdom as
JUSTIN BIEBER YOUR MOTHER DESERVE SUPLEX ON HER HEAD #RIPMichaelJackson
and
Suarez I bite your fucking balls off make you are miss piggy dead dog you no good mexican cocksucker jabroni piece of shit go fuck yourself
Sometimes he calls people Jews and I am legitimately unsure whether that is intended as a compliment or not. The man is a fucking poet.
Florida Man will enlighten you as to why people in Georgia and Alabama and such can still feel superior in that at least we aren't Florida. We may have an alarming number of Neo-Confederates and our states are objectively shitty places to live, but at least we aren't that crazy.
TNG Season 8 gives us synopsis of what honestly probably wouldn't have been the scripts for a hypothetical eighth season of Star Trek: The Next Generation, but should have been.
All missions are put on hold until Worf locates his contact lens. The crew nervously waits in silence as he angrily crawls the corridors.
I saved the best for last though. And the best is
Birds Rights Activist""glueten free"" is affront to MY LIBERTY. what next, they take away every cakes????? Sorry but NO THANK YOU. #FreedomOfWheat
You notice how bagel have a hole in them? But where is the extra bagel go????? WAK UP AMERICA. #GovormentBaggelConspiracy
Dear medical: what if instead of "doctor" and "obamahealth" we have breadicine? #iHaveCuredScience
Every tweet from them is like a little present delivered directly to your computer.
EDIT: More tweets from @probirdrights
Just because squirrel are the most dumb (it is a science fact) does not make me the bingot. Maybe you are the real bigotry against TRUTH????
My ice cram cone melt before I have it all. THANKS GLOBAL WARMING ALARMISTS. #scienceKills(icecram)
I'd entire a biscuit if my face big enough.
A marry between a man and woman people sloppery slop;then what is prevent a bird from marriage my sandwich??? I'm in love my samdich.