I blacked out for five minutes after hearing Jack Chick: The Musical, and when I woke up, this was in MS word. (How much deliberately bad poetry has this podcast inspired, actually?)
I am the very model of a Modern Major Immortal,
I've felt this way since I was teleported here through a portal.
Most of my shit is oral down here with my fellows in the sea.
We're Hardcore Coral Gangsters and won't be seen near a wannabe.
Some of my shit is hard to find (I think it fell through that portal).
I am the very model of a Modern Major Immortal!