I'm still wondering about what happened to get this guy the domain name 'vampirewebsite.net'. Was it really a frustrating process like Lemon said, was it when he started punching in vaguely suitable names until he got one that he didn't actually want? Because vampirewebsite.net is a very specific, very simple address. Maybe it was his first choice, maybe he went 'my website about vampires HAS TO BE at the domain vampirewebsite.net, this is crucial'.
I prefer the third option, though: that some bizarre sequence of events outside of his control led to him owning the domain, and his natural response was 'welp, guess I'm a vampire now'.