When I was in college, someone linked me to an mp3 file that was maybe 15-ish minutes long, and the claim was that it could give you a ~hands-free orgasm~. I actually listened to it because two different people said it worked, and I wanted to call bullshit. Initially, I was confused as fuck, because the first ten minutes are just this lady doing a standard hypnosis "relax and go to sleep" deal. I was almost convinced I had the wrong mp3, but then she started talking sexy and it made more sense. The whole audio file had binaural beats in the background, which damn near put me to sleep, but it obviously didn't "work".
It would still be more likely to give someone a boner than the I-Doser viagra track, because it actually used words, which are generally sexier than bleep-blorp noises. Like a downloadable fluffer, maybe. Although this does make me want to go digging for that lady again, just in case there's a market for another hypnosis doc. It would have less PUA-style NLP and more Hypnotic Bratty Princess Miss Hollywood.
That was actually my first encounter with the idea of Financial Domination, but with the added hilarity of the lady making a for-purchase hypnosis audio file that was basically, "you pay me for something that subconsciously compels you to give me money".
