Episode 166: Saturday Is Alright For Chickenfighting

[positive stress]

I tweeted something about lift and carry and this dude faved the tweet so now I'm looking at his twitter and it's just him tweeting constantly at female bodybuilder porn stars, every time anyone says something like "shooting today!" he says "PLEASE INCLUDE LIFT AND CARRY??" and gets no response. This guy must have a very fulfilling life, I wish I had this fetish too

[Ambious]

I tweeted something about lift and carry and this dude faved the tweet so now I'm looking at his twitter and it's just him tweeting constantly at female bodybuilder porn stars, every time anyone says something like "shooting today!" he says "PLEASE INCLUDE LIFT AND CARRY??" and gets no response. This guy must have a very fulfilling life, I wish I had this fetish too

Careful there.

[Cat Planet]

I think that the UK gets an unjustly disproportionate representation in the podcast, there are probably as many if not more French or German perverts but they mostly hang out on non-English forums the F Plus will never read.

"Chickenfighting" also made me recall MAN ON MAN! SKIN ON SKIN! SHAFT ON SHAFT! BONE ON BONE! COCK COMBAT!

[Ambious]

I think that the UK gets an unjustly disproportionate representation in the podcast, there are probably as many if not more French or German perverts but they mostly hang out on non-English forums the F Plus will never read.

"Chickenfighting" also made me recall MAN ON MAN! SKIN ON SKIN! SHAFT ON SHAFT! BONE ON BONE! COCK COMBAT!

Although - a Google Translated episode might be funny enough to try on even mundane topics.

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

I think it would lose something when you're making fun of google translate rather than actual people saying genuinely stupid things.

Instead of doing that, just keep me updated on what sort of creeps I might encounter as a British person, preferably in an accent that is familiar and comforting to me.

[A Meat]

Oh man, I had forgotten how much I love Clips 4 Sale. It truly is the pinnacle of capitalism.

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

Instead of doing that, just keep me updated on what sort of creeps I might encounter as a British person, preferably in an accent that is familiar and comforting to me.

Do you really want Lemon to do another fake British accent? Do you really want to force that on everyone, again?

Unless you found his Britstrailianish accent "comforting" and "familiar" then whatever, that's up to you!

Really bad attempts at my accent is really funny to me. Terrible british accents is my favourite running podcast joke.

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

Oh man, I had forgotten how much I love Clips 4 Sale. It truly is the pinnacle of capitalism.

now there's an invisible hand I don't wanna shake

[Navigator]

This guy must have a very fulfilling life, I wish I had this fetish too

The fetish episodes of this podcast make me seriously wonder how much of these guys' sexual response is attached to the fetish, itself. My understanding is that people don't tend to choose their fetish, this coming mostly from an ex who was into omorashi but really wished she wasn't, because she also thought it was seriously gross. It makes me wonder how many of these guys (when not trying to ask for a piggyback ride in the most un-subtle way possible) wish they had a more normal set of sexual triggers, and how many of them are like the Picked-Up Artists who don't seem to care that the thing that turns them on is really fucking weird.

[positive stress]

Is it the only thing that turns them on? That's something I always have to wonder when I listen to the fetish episodes, everyone always jokes about stuff like "I have to be shocked by static from a balloon or I can never cum!!" but is that how it actually is for these people? Is this something they need or can they get turned on by regular porn, and it's just a nice bonus when there's a horse in a clown costume off to the side stomping on ice cubes? I assume it's different for everyone but I hope for these people's sake that it's the latter because I imagine that would be a very frustrating life otherwise

[Adam Bozarth]

Fetishes are just Dumbo's feather, except these Dumbos post with other Dumbos about why feathers are the best and why living without a feather is worthless.

[Navigator]

Fetishes are just Dumbo's feather, except these Dumbos post with other Dumbos about why feathers are the best and why living without a feather is worthless.

I never thought of it that way, but it makes sense. It just seems...really annoying, more than anything else. Doing the compound fetish thing the guy on experience project was doing seems like a really elaborate way to cockblock the fuck out of yourself, but even just having one fetish that occupies your entire sexual response system seems like a pain in the ass.

[Cat Planet]

 I can bust my nuts self pretty hard till I cum, only from getting busted.

[Emperor Jack Chick]

I mean, as a dude who sometimes gets a boner from weird shit, I always kind of go "huh that was odd, oh well", but I guess it doesn't pass for some people and they decide to Explore!

[Puppy Time]

My understanding is that people don't tend to choose their fetish, this coming mostly from an ex who was into omorashi but really wished she wasn't, because she also thought it was seriously gross. It makes me wonder how many of these guys (when not trying to ask for a piggyback ride in the most un-subtle way possible) wish they had a more normal set of sexual triggers, and how many of them are like the Picked-Up Artists who don't seem to care that the thing that turns them on is really fucking weird.

Usually if you have a weird/possibly unethical fetish/kink but you accept that it's weird/unethical, you don't want to hang out with other people and talk about it.  You just want to privately indulge in it and then leave it in its box during the rest of your life, not sharing it with anyone outside of maybe another consenting adult in a personal or paid relationship.

If you're posting on public fora with other fetish-havers, you've already decided that this is totally acceptable and cool, and that the internet needs to have your thoughts on the fetish preserved for posterity.