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Topic: 169: I'm Gonna Cuddle Everyone In This Room  (Read 22811 times)

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169: I'm Gonna Cuddle Everyone In This Room
« Last Edit: September 28, 2015, 11:23:14 am by Lemon »

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Episode 169: I Would Cuddle You So Hard
Holy shit. This is either going to make me vomit or be the best episode I ever listen to, because I got dragged to a cuddle party last year by a friend who didn't want to show up by herself.

It was the most annoyingly tedious thing I've ever been to. They scheduled 3 hours for the event, got started half an hour late, and then took an hour and a half to explain the rules. I appreciated their concern for safety (and I did feel safe), but I wound up just hanging out in the kitchen talking to people the whole time, because the "cuddle area" smelled like 20 people's socks.

I was most surprised by the demographics, though; I was easily one of the youngest people there (23), and the average age looked to be 35-40. There was also a distinct lack of tumblr grey-ace-special-snowflake bullshit, but I suppose that would require those people to leave their house.

I can't wait for this one to finish downloading.
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Episode 169: I Would Cuddle You So Hard
I'm mad you didn't use "Touch Me" by The Doors

Also, Smell the bag is my favorite Spinal Tap album
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Episode 169: I Would Cuddle You So Hard
OMG, work is going to be so much better now. Now where the fuck did I put my earbuds?

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Episode 169: I Would Cuddle You So Hard
So is STOG the Gleek of the F Plus Wondertwins?

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WAIT IS THIS A REAL THING? HOLY SHIT

I saw someone on tumblr talking about going to a cuddle party a while ago and I assumed they were joking. I can't believe cuddle parties are a real thing that really happens on my own planet. Holy shit

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So is STOG the Gleek of the F Plus Wondertwins?
BomberJacket, March 13, 2015, 01:07:06 pm

I don't know about that, but since Portaxx is all about the animals I guess that makes me the one that can turn into a puddle of water.

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Episode 169: I Would Cuddle You So Hard

I guess we all learned a valuable lesson.
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Glad to hear montrith again!

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Episode 169: I Would Cuddle You So Hard
In the Ace episode (#70), Lemon mentioned how the 'You Might be Asexual' list was "turning into some weird cuddle party shit." Now that I've seen it, it's even weirder than I imagined.

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I'm mad you didn't use "Touch Me" by The Doors.
Smoking Crow, March 13, 2015, 10:35:04 am

Came here to post this.

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Episode 169: I Would Cuddle You So Hard
Finished the episode and I somehow forgot about Reid Mihalko's Cow Exercise. Basically everyone gets on the floor in a big circle and gets on their hands and knees, and then they sway back and forth while mooing until they all fall to one side-on top of each other.

My friend and I watched this from the sidelines, and if she hadn't refused to leave, I'd have bolted as soon as I saw that. (This is the same chick who tried to take me to a vaginal fisting workshop a month later. I've since stopped talking to her.)
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Episode 169: I Would Cuddle You So Hard
I think I figured out why this concept makes me feel so angry and confused. It's the same level of stupidity the waifu freaks have.

The complete misunderstanding of human intimacy and social interaction, mixed with a "I'm never wrong" attitude just creates this irritating environment. They all sound like Martians, convincing themselves that they understand feelings.

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I feel like I should change my name now that I've listened to this episode.
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