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Topic: 178: The Measure of a Man (Base to Tip)  (Read 5876 times)

Lemon

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Mighty Dicktron

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HOW DO I REDUCE MY PANIC SIZE
Is It Normal this Disgusting Giant Sherman Tank

Digital Walnut

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HOW DO I REDUCE MY PANIC SIZE
Mighty Dicktron, June 08, 2015, 01:05:01 am
Penis is blood. Derease the size of the bloode vessels. Compresse the penis w. Your hand. Relaxze to decrease the blood flow and to decrease the vein size. Thats the basic way relaxze and compresse.

A Meat

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Huh, I guess I was expecting more people humblebragging about their dick size and fewer people fetishizing huge dicks.

I wonder what's wrong with me.

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Dodd-Frank doesn’t let you use masculine capital as collateral for a home loan any more.
chai tea latte Lemon Is It Normal this Disgusting Giant Sherman Tank

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"Boy that sure is a big wall of texts about dicks."

Fantastic episode. Love the ones where dudes are unhealthily obsessed about their/others dicks. That always brings gold.

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Came in expecting just lies, just constant lies about how everyone in that group has a huge hog, instead got hilarious cock obsession.

goombapolice

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178: The Measure of a Man (Base to Tip) #7
Boot's "flop flop flop" jack off sound effect had me in tears

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178: The Measure of a Man (Base to Tip) #8
I really wasn't expecting that anecdote of the guy getting his dick pimples popped by a doctor.  Uuuugh.

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Like the brony episode, this was one of the more upsetting episodes. I have to wonder how many people on that site are sex offenders.

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listening to this right now, and if Dr. Rock is in fact a reference to the ween song, I will be eternally grateful.

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1) Nutshell and Bumpgrrl killin it in this one. 

2) That penis-as-capital thing is the best thing.

Achilles' Heelies

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Why was this group of people so poor at spelling? Is all of the blood that should be in their brains instead in their giant schlongs? Or are their crazy semen supplement regimens ruining their brains? I mean,  I am more bothered by the urinal exhibitionism and sexual harassment of doctors, but what the fuck? It seemed so much worse than usual.

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Huh, I guess I was expecting more people humblebragging about their dick size and fewer people fetishizing huge dicks.

I wonder what's wrong with me.
A Meat, June 08, 2015, 04:12:53 am

Is that what you want?
Here: www.reddit.com/r/bigdickproblems

I may or may not have been working on a doc about this subreddit at some point.

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Never has this been more appropriate


Zardoz: The Penis is evil! The Penis shoots Seeds, and makes new Life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the Gun shoots Death and purifies the Earth of the filth of Brutals. Go forth, and kill! Zardoz has spoken.