I actually thought the lovedoll poem was about an anime body pillow at first. "Well, it's still gross," I reasoned, "but it's actually pretty decent poetry from the waifu crowd. Kind of a sweet sentiment, if still super weird, and not a single weeaboo word in there. 'Bot' is probably 'bott' or some other 'cute' misspelling of 'butt.' And no misplaced sentiment of victimhood, wow!"
.... and then Lemon dropped where it actually came from and all those vaguely nice thoughts crashed and burned in an instant of AAAAUGH. ^^;