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Topic: 189: Paranormal Stupidity  (Read 3861 times)

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189: Paranormal Stupidity
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189: Paranormal Stupidity #1
My favorite is Andyman or whatever. "Please tell me that someone else also got violated (but in a good way) by an invisible succubus"

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189: Paranormal Stupidity #2
The Rob Liefeld bit made me smile. Then it made me sad. POUCHES!

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189: Paranormal Stupidity #3
I've done a lot of things in life that I've come to regret.

Introducing the term "butt ghosts" into Lemon's life is not one of them.

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189: Paranormal Stupidity #4
Any time I fart from now on I'll just loudly blame the butt ghosts

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189: Paranormal Stupidity #5
Liefeld joke knocked me out but venture brothers joke finished me off
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189: Paranormal Stupidity #7
I will expect the fplus to be 'either drinking or sucking dick' at fplus live
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189: Paranormal Stupidity #8
That rouge psychic should open up a clips4sale store

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189: Paranormal Stupidity #9
The following story is completely true except for my name. This just happened an hour ago.

So I had called an order in to a Papa Murphy's and drove to pick it up. I arrived when it should have been ready, but the guy at the register asked me my name (Jeff) and said they were still making it.

After about 5 minutes, the same guy from the register steps out with two pizzas and asks the room if Steve is among them. Another 5 minutes later and I'm the only one left. The guy goes over to the rack, picks up the same two pizzas, looks at me and says, "Uh, Steve?"

I respond the only way I can. "No, my name is Jeff." The guy goes back to the rack, checks it, picks up a pizza that had been ready since I arrived, and hands it to me. He gives me the spiel about how to cook it and wanders off without so much as an apology.

I just lost 10 minutes of my life because someone thought I was named Steve.

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189: Paranormal Stupidity #10
Just gotta point out; that thing about the monkey-creature is almost definitely night terrors. My sister had similar stuff happen to her when she had night terrors, though idk if hers ever had any weight, but the inability to move was probably sleep paralysis.

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189: Paranormal Stupidity #11
If you know about sleep paralysis, episodes like these become a game of spot-the-symptoms.

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189: Paranormal Stupidity #12
The common thread tying all of these ghost episodes together is "A really mundane thing happened, it must have been ghosts? ... ? ."

(well, that and butts)
(e: on second thought you could replace "ghosts" with "gang stalkers" and it would still be true)
« Last Edit: September 21, 2015, 02:12:29 pm by Gyro »

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189: Paranormal Stupidity #13
The common thread tying all of these ghost episodes together is "A really mundane thing happened, it must have been ghosts? ... ? ."

(well, that and butts)
(e: on second thought you could replace "ghosts" with "gang stalkers" and it would still be true)
Gyro, September 21, 2015, 02:02:58 pm

It's all about rationalizing stuff that we already have explanations for in a more appealing way.

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189: Paranormal Stupidity #14
I will expect the fplus to be 'either drinking or sucking dick' at fplus live
QueenSyreen, September 16, 2015, 05:38:23 pm

I don't understand how you wouldn't have had this expectation before the episode???