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Topic: 192: Patent Pretending  (Read 5673 times)

Lemon

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192: Patent Pretending #1

Lemon, November 01, 2015, 03:48:45 pm

"Gonna make me an elephant. Gonna wrap this entire duct tape roll 'round my junk."

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192: Patent Pretending #2
"Excuse me a moment, Chancellor Merkel. Michelle! Where's the fuckin' trash remote?"

Is It Normal this Disgusting Giant Sherman Tank

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Hydraulic Dildo production is key part of new Five-Year Plan, Comrade Stalin.

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[GPS Voice] You want to go about 5 miles until you see a sign that says "Rib Tips."

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The solution to world's energy problems is an underground wind-turbine powered by water and solar energy, it's all so simple now that I think about it!

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Nutshell, was that a fucking Shaver Mystery joke? Because if so I owe you a high five or something.

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I still don't know what I'm looking at.

Lemon

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I still don't know what I'm looking at.
KnitOneKillTwo, November 03, 2015, 01:06:38 pm

INNOVATION!

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20 years from now, Lemon's daughter will be laying on a therapist's couch, explaining how she would be woken up in the middle of the night by her dad screaming about cocks, trash cans, and hydraulic dildos.
cube abuser Lemon A Meat boooo566 Is It Normal this Disgusting Giant Sherman Tank Positronic adrenochrome dome RoeCocoa

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KnitOneKillTwo, November 03, 2015, 01:06:38 pm

That doesn't look like it's compatible with my smart mug.

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192: Patent Pretending #12
how does that even work?

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Also there really should be more Krysten Ritter because I think she's hot in a weird sort of way.

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Nutshell, was that a fucking Shaver Mystery joke? Because if so I owe you a high five or something.
Runic, November 02, 2015, 09:35:05 pm

Yes, yes it was. I'll take the high five in amusing cat GIF form, please.