No, but for real, this is one of my SO's favorite episodes, alongside the ice-chewing one. She wants Boots' intro to be engraved on her tombstone, I don't know if her grave would be very speedfull but at least it will be unnoise - provided society hasn't completely switched to creative coffins by the time she shuffles off this mortal coil.
BTW, here's a bonus joke to sell you on the GPSmartass, I feel like it did not get enough traction, none of you guys seemed to be sold on robot generated humor at any rate. Maybe we can still bring it back for the next Tesla model.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Recalculating route.