205: Altered Creeps

[montrith]

I was trying to play some CS:GO the other day, but the server just had way too much Carl for it to be any fun.

[Tipps]

There's a link at the end of the doc.

Don't click it.

I did, and it was a mistake.

"Eh, I've been on the Internet a long time. I'm sure it's not that bad."

It was. It really was that bad.

[Bodark]

There's a link at the end of the doc.

Don't click it.

I did, and it was a mistake.

It's no worse than the guy who transformed into charizard, unless body horror really freaks you out.

My favourite part was where he grew a saddle. I'll be laughing about that for weeks.

[Tipps]

There's a link at the end of the doc.

Don't click it.

I did, and it was a mistake.

It's no worse than the guy who transformed into charizard, unless body horror really freaks you out.

My favourite part was where he grew a saddle. I'll be laughing about that for weeks.

To be fair, Charizard-morph dude didn't include close-up self-taken photos of his gaping genitals being morphed into those of a horse.

Guy got a lot of use from Photoshop's smudge tool at least.

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

Is it bad that I opened the first part of that link and thought "oh, this thing, I know this"

[Bodark]

To be fair, Charizard-morph dude didn't include close-up self-taken photos of his gaping genitals being morphed into those of a horse.

Guy got a lot of use from Photoshop's smudge tool at least.

That's fair. I guess I just have a higher tolerance for this brand of horrifying internet bullshit.

[Dawnswalker]

There's a link at the end of the doc.

Don't click it.

I did, and it was a mistake.

It's no worse than the guy who transformed into charizard, unless body horror really freaks you out.

My favourite part was where he grew a saddle. I'll be laughing about that for weeks.

The thoroughly unimpressed looks on the faces of the background horses was what got me.

"Oh, this shit again."

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

That's how they got there too.

[Down10]

I've also wanted to submit a doc like TSA or CYOC, but the major drawback I've found is that these stories are mostly stomach-turning gross sex stuff and not funny. Sure they're weird, but they're not enjoyable for others to read out loud for a podcast.

There's a link at the end of the doc.

Don't click it.

I did, and it was a mistake.

I wish I had followed this advice.

You guys weren't kidding. It just goes on and on, page after page, like you are trapped within it.

[goombapolice]

Never thought a story about statue fucking would be so boring

[SatanInAZootSuit]

There's a link at the end of the doc.

Don't click it.

I did, and it was a mistake.

Oh, I remember seeing that before. Not the freakiest transformation fetish art I've seen.

[eldritchhat]

I feel like I have eyes on the inside now, after I saw what could not be unseen

[Ambious]

"I'm going to skip the part where Pinky and The Brain fuck" might be my favorite opening sentence of anything ever.

I literally rewound that part like five times to make sure I was hearing it right.

[Corn Syrup]

I was just starting to mine this site for content when this episode went up. I felt like I was getting better (in the F+ material sense of "better", of course) results by going for the stories marked with stars. It seemed like there was an extra layer of strange to be found in the ones the editor went out of his way to highlight.

[Sherman Tank]

So where was the story that had the part where Pinky and the Brain fucked that Boots skipped? I'm morbidly curious as to what the possible context for that sort of thing happening there could possibly be.

Oh, it was in the doc. And there's no context.