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Topic: CTRL+V and post it  (Read 225472 times)

chai tea latte

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i merely hope that you are very happy together. with my bitch dumb slut whore of an ex wife
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but frank, you won't ever truly know Mark and
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These kids are now all twenty-somethings — a fact that should make you feel old.
Spooks

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grindcore holly

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i knew that you'd be a perfect fit for the scientist job

Spooks

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His beauty would have been his greatest asset. One imagines he was raised in the big air of Texas, his soft skin scrubbed by ears of wheat, his eyelashes curled by grappling with grace against a blinding sun. A Steve McQueen lost on city asphalt. A fisherman without a line, he was made to be hooked by others, to believe in his fate without knowing it, to wreak havoc and forget it over time. Youth for women-of-a-certain-age, stock for late-night parties, a partner to accompany the wealthy of Palm Peach on nature walks, his splendor is consumed in the service of others. Now, a Fat Electrician in New Jersey, his talent depleted in his sexual decline. To celebrate this beauty which cannot be recaptured, a splendid vetiver is required - an ode to bygone eroticism. Antoine Maisondieu has willed him white, metallic, silver like the ancestral green of olive leaves. But also sweet, demure, addictive like a chestnut cream – vanilla bean, opoponax and myrrh in the bottom notes. Intensely concentrated, resinous, flawlessly unrefined, it conveys a sensuality of contradiction. Because all beauty carries within itself the knowledge that it will not last.
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thelizzerd

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Stories from The Splosh UK Forum (Sourced from sploshuk.co.uk)


(I may have been working on a document before coming on ballpit hehe)

LaserSeusan

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And as a short rebuttal to the people who say “some MREs are actually good!”

Imagine for a solid month you have a “choice” between a whopping 24 menu items, most of which, besides the entrees, are recycled between each other. But wait! Your supply chain didn’t give a shit enough to mix up the cases, so you got only cases of menu A. Tough shit, you have like 8 choices for 3 meals a day for a month. It’s probably hot as fuck, so you get to drink hot water out of a plastic canteen with grit and too much chlorine.

You do this a couple weeks every month, and then shit a loaf of pure malice. This turd is so hard, Wolverine would dull his claws trying to cut them.

“Gents,” your command says, “we are going to work through our meals so we can get home faster,” he says. It’s a bold lie. You get you sad little bags and you stay late anyway because someone cannot fathom how to do basic shit.

Basically, dudes on YouTube who eat one once and say “That ain’t bad, dunno why everyone bitches about them” is like me picking up a clamp and putting it on my finger and saying “Yeah, cock and ball torture doesn’t seem so bad. The clamp isn’t even that tight!”

And any hard charging, war fighting, 29% APR on a 2010 mustang driving, stripper marrying jackass that wants to come in here and say they aren’t that bad, fuck you too. You don’t like them, just admit they suck.
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chai tea latte

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Kind of romantic how theres only gay couples on the streets of my city now bc everyone else is watching the Euro football game
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jim and the mammograms

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Trying to work but I'm just thinking about him. By him I mean Paul Elvis, the Elvis impersonator who always had posters up in my old grocery store and, when I looked him up, had only posted videos of himself doing non-Elvis songs, poorly. (I recall a Tuesday night karaoke tier cover of Sweet Caroline where nobody in the audience bothered to join in the BA BA BAAA part.)
lazzer grardaion?

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[Rimmer's father has died. The Cat attempts to console him]

The Cat : About your father. If it's any help, he's in the ground now. Sure, it's bad news for him. But on the other hand, it's party time for all those little worms.
Dr. Buttplug

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Mistress Miranda from London and her hansom and muscular slave. It's hard to describe exactly what happens in this video. Miranda locks her slave in a small metal cage and steel ball mitts and then torments him with vegetables and dip. He ends up with a glass bell jar over his head as the two of them try to kiss through the glass. This is pretty strange, but they seem to be having fun and we happened to catch it on video

Shell Game

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On Steam, Balan has only been played by more than 100 concurrent players on two days since it was released, according to SteamDB data.
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I don't see a lot of trans jokes by cis people that actually get a laugh out of me, but "I don't think this is a standard transition procedure, but I'm gonna cut the neck in half" was delightful. He turned out so cute, I love how mischievous he looks!
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