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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 250223 times)

Carbon

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Every time we kill an annoying fly with a flyswatter, it is because it decided to land on some surface. Are we just erasing flies who land on surfaces from the gene pool? The only flies that are surviving are the ones constantly flying around. In attempting to stop their annoyance, are we just making them stronger and more annoying?

The horrible reality keeps me up at night. It's too late. We could've stopped them. It's too late.
Spooks, June 23, 2016, 10:10:15 am
I'm fine with paying that price so they won't walk all over my food
A Meat, June 23, 2016, 10:51:15 am
Food landing flies are safe from swatting though, unless you're okay with swatting your food, which I am not. That would be smearing the ghosts of many dead flies on my food.

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Why, yes, I did bulb all three of these replies, because they all made me laugh way too hard.
memorylikeasieve, June 21, 2016, 07:24:00 pm

I bulb pretty much fucking everything because I'm easily amused.
Gyro, June 23, 2016, 10:33:33 am

Same, though I tend to bulb ironically as of late.
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How do you bulb ironically? Is it like a sarcastic clap? But I can't tell if I receive a bulb ironically there's no signifier

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If it's a really shit post, it's an ironic bulb. See: Guest's posts.
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moooo566, June 26, 2016, 04:14:14 pm

First time I felt let-down rather than relieved that it was a you tag.
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If it's a really shit post, it's an ironic bulb. See: Guest's posts.
moooo566, June 26, 2016, 04:14:14 pm

First time I felt let-down rather than relieved that it was a you tag.
Frank West, June 26, 2016, 04:28:21 pm

same, imo.

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moooo566, June 26, 2016, 04:14:14 pm

First time I felt let-down rather than relieved that it was a you tag.
Frank West, June 26, 2016, 04:28:21 pm

i felt like someone was finally understanding and appreciating my genius! now i'm just sad. :/
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boooo566

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I'm gonna go through and unironically bulb every one of your posts.

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Sometimes I like to tweet ideas for dumb rapper names that are funny to me (and usually only me) like Pizza Rolls Royce, Solo Bot Game, Spycee Punkin, etc. A few minutes ago I tweeted "My rapper name is Oh VERY Yung Chump" then switched tabs for a couple of minutes. I completely forgot about the tweet I had just made and when I looked back at twitter I laughed out loud because I was so caught off guard by how fucking stupid and terrible my twitter is

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Every time I see the acronym 'CSA' for Community Share Agriculture, my mind always jumps to Confederate States of America, and I imagine Lee and Jackson delivering tomatoes and basil or whatever.
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Every time I see the acronym 'CSA' for Community Share Agriculture, my mind always jumps to Confederate States of America, and I imagine Lee and Jackson delivering tomatoes and basil or whatever.
LancashireMcGee, June 30, 2016, 11:55:59 am

having just got my CSA box yesterday, that is 100% accurate.

THE FENNEL SHALL RISE AGAIN!
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Why don't they call testicles brovaries?
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Every time they play Uptown Funk on the radio I die a little more inside.
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If you're such a good fashion designer, why are you unable to make clothes for more than one body type?
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jack chick

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If you're such a good fashion designer, why are you unable to make clothes for more than one body type?
NutshellGulag, July 01, 2016, 07:10:32 pm

why are you trying to buy donald trump's clothing line?