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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 164434 times)

Shell Game

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« Reply #2445 on: November 26, 2018, 05:46:45 pm »
Today listening to NPR I heard about "an achievement that to this day remains unprecedented"...might be one of the most stealth-dumb things I've ever heard said?
Today reading this post, i waited patiently for a cheevos joke that never came.
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« Reply #2446 on: November 26, 2018, 10:33:25 pm »
Pikachu is stored in the balls
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« Reply #2447 on: November 27, 2018, 02:07:08 am »
Is putting cocoa in milk considered spicing it?

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« Reply #2448 on: November 27, 2018, 08:27:11 pm »
I hope we eventually get to see a movie where Jewel plays Hayden Panettiere's mom.
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« Reply #2449 on: November 28, 2018, 02:01:14 am »
Corpulent + pork = porkulent

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« Reply #2450 on: November 28, 2018, 08:18:36 am »
Cotton eyed Joe is probably the most popular song written from the perspective of a cuckold.
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« Reply #2451 on: November 28, 2018, 12:06:19 pm »
Cotton eyed Joe is probably the most popular song written from the perspective of a cuckold.

I would counter with Dolly Parton's Jolene but ACKSHULLY she would be a cuckquean
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« Reply #2452 on: November 28, 2018, 12:07:21 pm »
Cotton eyed Joe is probably the most popular song written from the perspective of a cuckold.


The lullaby version of this song makes the cuckholding even worse!

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« Reply #2453 on: November 28, 2018, 12:11:36 pm »
I'd argue Self Esteem by The Offspring but honestly if the last 20 years have taught me anything it's that the offspring guy probably deserves it
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« Reply #2454 on: November 28, 2018, 12:13:15 pm »
Seven Drunken Nights is better though.
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« Reply #2455 on: November 28, 2018, 05:50:00 pm »
How soon we forget “Lyin’ Eyes” by The Eagles, in which we not only confront a cheating woman, but we learn that there is an entire side of town devoted to cheating.
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« Reply #2456 on: November 28, 2018, 06:30:33 pm »
Ah the good old days, when all of our entertainment centered around the premise that men are alcoholics and hate their cheating wives.

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« Reply #2457 on: November 28, 2018, 11:35:10 pm »
Dave Navarro is pretending that a picture of my friend’s new tattoo is actually his new tattoo.

I don’t know why he would do this.

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« Reply #2458 on: November 29, 2018, 04:55:31 am »
Porn parodies of famous classical music

Peter and the MILF
Pictures of an Exhibitionist
Ode to JOI (alternatively Chode to Joy)
Appalachian Spring Break:Ho down
Dom Giovanni
The carnival of the animals, but with the movements being asses, cocks, pussies, and aunts ( and other puns)
Dan's Sabre
Masturbatehoven 3: Sinfonia Erotica
F(lesh)light of the Bumblebees

The nutcracker Is already one

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« Reply #2459 on: November 29, 2018, 10:10:36 am »
The optimist sees the glass as half full.
The pessimist sees the glass as half empty.
The fetishist wants to put an MLP figurine in the glass and do horrible horrible things.
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