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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 374428 times)

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Product Idea: Danger Beans. An advertisement on the packaging claims that 50% of the jelly beans contained within are cherry flavoured, while the other 50% of them are cinnamon. In actuality, all of them are cinnamon.
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capricorn: love is in the air this week, but it's being filtered out by your mask rn
taurus: staying inside feels natural, and its the best thing to do this week, but look out for more trouble brewing on the horizon
gemini: hope you've got a will, if it's not coronavirus it will be an escaped leopard
pisces: get tested, its probably syphilis because those aren't the coronavirus symptoms at all
aries: there are rewards to be had if you watch your behaviour, practice proper distancing and toilet paper will be in your future
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The sound in Sonics 1-3 for breathing in a bubble, and the kupo sound from Final Fantasy 9 are the same two tones.

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Looking for fantasy art of women? Your choices are:

1. Twee rednosed Tumblr blob
2. Eastern European Warhammer ripoff
3. Shiny Asian boob monster
Cheapskate, March 20, 2020, 08:05:34 am

I played a red haired barbarian lady for a long term rpg and boy it turns out a lotta people still want to fuck red Sonja
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Hey heads up thought you should know Iím currently in new game plus for life after I died like 40 years in the future, so far it fucking sucks because Iím exposed to my regrets but god and the Buddha assured me if I ever find a rocket launcher itíll have infinite ammo
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Looking for fantasy art of women? Your choices are:

1. Twee rednosed Tumblr blob
2. Eastern European Warhammer ripoff
3. Shiny Asian boob monster
Cheapskate, March 20, 2020, 08:05:34 am

I played a red haired barbarian lady for a long term rpg and boy it turns out a lotta people still want to fuck red Sonja
GirlKisser420, March 20, 2020, 09:05:06 pm
hell yeah dude. absolutely
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yeah I mean obviously I would if she was real and I had the opportunity I would absolutely share a throne with her surrounded by dead mercenaries but theres no need to make it a thing right now
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how many people are going to get punched because their april fools prank this year is to cough on strangers?
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No, the talking dog is in the next room. This here is the Tall King Dog. leave and dont make sudden movements
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Was googling to figure out why I have been getting incredibly dizzy when laying down and damn the inner ear is some crazy shit, especially the otolith organs. Those are the bits that tell your brain where your head is in space and relays the effects of gravity. It's a bunch of fine sensors suspended in a membrane, and then a bunch of crystals on top.

It's like you have some hair suspended in jello with some rock candy on top and now you know how forward works.
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Around the start of quarantine the hot meme was Ďbroken man gets dick crushed in a rolling pressí so itís impossible to say how fucking deranged online is gonna be in a week
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Around the start of quarantine the hot meme was Ďbroken man gets dick crushed in a rolling pressí so itís impossible to say how fucking deranged online is gonna be in a week
GirlKisser420, March 22, 2020, 04:27:19 am
still waiting for hot iron handjob to become part of the zeitgeist, it's getting closer every day
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My breathing only goes after guys for their looks. I wish it would stop being so shallow
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