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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 382445 times)

Dr. Buttplug

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This trains pretty cool but what if it had legs and a railgun and had a voice like a dad that told me all systems were nominal
GirlKisser420, March 24, 2020, 07:21:21 pm
you're so close to becoming a robot fucker. Be very careful
chai tea latte, March 27, 2020, 12:14:29 am

we are currently at point in time where people are masturbating the most
A Meat, March 27, 2020, 06:49:14 am

are these two posts related in any way??

and what was the previous point in time where people were masturbating the most? population growth means its got to be pretty recent.
boooo566, March 27, 2020, 11:44:38 am
When the streets are flooded with with cum we'll need sex mechs to patrol our cities. Which is the plot of Kojima's upcoming game.

Also reading Sex Mechs makes me hungry for an enchilada.
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Why does Friday?

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I was putting off watching that tiger king show because I've actually been to that zoo and already felt pretty weird about it but lol that woman 100% murdered her husband

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this coronavirus thing shows how privileged tall people really are because im only supposed to go shopping once a week and my arms aren't big enough to hold a crate of beer and a weeks supply of supplies, so now i have to go sober
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when i eventually move out of my apartment, the next tenant's definitely going to find some fridge poetry tiles like "sexy dragon jelq" under the fridge unless i clean very carefully
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Slavoj Žižek Open Mic Night
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Slavoj Žižek Open Mic Night
Spooks, March 28, 2020, 12:46:43 pm
Impressions, or is it just him talking all night? Cause if it's zizec impersonators i'd love that

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Vhats the deal with ideology??
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My crack team of Internet scientists are all working on an equation for the ultimate post. So far it’s Mechs + Cum x (Nonsense mgs parody) - depression = ??????
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Agent Coop Time!, March 28, 2020, 02:47:41 pm

Yeah, like that.

So it is that a man SNHIF valks into,, a bar. He shevz to zhe bartender, "Can I heff, SHNIFF, a bottle of Coca-Cola?" Now, zhiss is the thing about Coca-Cola,
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And, you know, *sniff*this reason, that it is immoral to take the wealth taken *sniff* from workers, and give it back to those who *sniff* deserve it, is the same reason that they do not make the entire plane *sniff* out of the same material as this black box.
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what if a dom but with denim instead of leather

edit: jominatrix
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« Last Edit: March 29, 2020, 01:33:34 pm by boooo566 »

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Buckle up chucklefucks for a raw as heck tweet thread in which I let you know how politics is really like. Politics is basically like First Age Runequest. Trump is like Nysalor, or should I say Gbaji? And Bernie Sanders is Arkat(1/420)
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the bronze age and the iron age are basically the same thing. wake up sheeple