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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 464092 times)

worms

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Today I was talking to someone at work about hospital and I mentioned that I'd been in for a couple of months over a surgery when I was, and I said I'd quite liked it as a little kid. Then she asked me what surgery it was and it was only at that moment that I realised I shouldn't talk about my balls surgery to people who barely know me and I didnt have a good lie to hand, so I just said it something abdominal and I wasnt entirely sure but it hadn't really had any long term effects. I'm pretty sure she thinks I'm either a liar or incredibly stupid, or more likely both.

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Tony Hawk’s American Wasteland is a game about small business ownership
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Salubrious Rex

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Just like, a giant tube that goes from the surface of the earth to the moon so we can breathe in the moon
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Boring, uninspired, falling asleep just thinking about it





Innovative, exciting, increases astronaut morale
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Bobguinary Novel

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Boring, uninspired, falling asleep just thinking about it





Innovative, exciting, increases astronaut morale
LaserSeusan, August 02, 2020, 11:40:01 am

Action Park teams up with Elon Musk to create the future of space elevator technology

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funko pops are worse garden gnomes
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Keeping our Team Members and Guests safe by providing them tiny pillows they can put on their foreheads so that they won't get too chaffed from our nuts constantly slapping them there.
Seth "Slimy" Rollins chai tea latte
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In life only two things are certain: Getting ice cubes out of the tray is fucking hard.Albert Einstein

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Ozymandias is about a statue that fought the guy from sugar ray. Tragic
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Somebody else demanded i apologize for swing revival again last weekend. :(
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People on the internet are always talking about pre-cum, but where's the post-cum?

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Somebody else demanded i apologize for swing revival again last weekend. :(
Shell Game, August 03, 2020, 10:01:32 pm

The amount of time people have spent demanding apologies for swing revival is longer than the actual swing revival.
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Monthly wine subscription boxes are for people who can't tolerate making their own bad decisions
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Agent Coop Time!

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New character: Horny Bob Dylan
"Well I wake up in the mornin, close my hands, and pray for brain" etc etc
chai tea latte

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Monthly wine subscription boxes are for people who can't tolerate making their own bad decisions
Bobguinary Novel, August 04, 2020, 01:14:45 pm

i fucking hate people who go into a place and ask to try 600 things before they order. commit to an experience!