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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 248453 times)

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I want to get up and do more carving but cat is snoozing so peacefully please send help

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I roll so fucking bad all the time every rpg that I made my warlock's patron a fey of bad luck just to have an in universe reason for all the shitty rolls

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Pokemon evolution isn't really evolution, it's either a planned ontogenetic charge as a response to outside stimuli, or just an adaptation to outside stimuli
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idea: puns incorporating racial slurs. patent pending. im gonna be so fuckin rich

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despite the leftward shift, my generation may never escape capitalist conditioning and are cursed to see the walls of their cage and hope it rusts the right way

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A guy at my work, who is a part-time cop, really liked my True Buckaroo Chuck Tingle mug because it has a badge on it. He really wants me to send him a link so he can buy one.

He does not know who Chuck Tingle is
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when did the internet switch from "fucked up, if true" to "big if true"

Muhammad Li should be a very common name but there aren't very many at all! nor are there many Li Muhans. Perhaps since there's at least a couple, they should be Some Greatests (as Muhammad *A*li was The).

a damsel with a dulcimer, in a vision once I saw; she was an Abyssinian maid, and on her dulcimer she played, singing "You're my wonderwall". Could I ignite within me her symphony and song to such deep delight 'twould win me and with music loud and long, I would build that dome in air (that sunny dome! Those caves of ice!) and all who heard would see them there, and all would cry beware, beware! those flashing eyes, and floating hair, guard a circle round her thrice, for she on honeydew hath fed, and drunk the almond milk of paradise.

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you're a teenager reading hentai in math class by hiding the doujinshi inside the textbook but you're flipping the pages from right to left and everyone knows what you're doing and it's not sneaky at all, and also it's a test day and you forgot to wear clothes, ahaha
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Is there such a thing as black metal hipsters, and if so: Do they pride themselves in worshipping the most obscure term for the devil?

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Is there such a thing as black metal hipsters, and if so: Do they pride themselves in worshipping the most obscure term for the devil?
Lemon, August 13, 2017, 10:36:51 pm

well I like to call Satan the S-Man because he's totally a cool hip dude that just likes to hang out in Hell
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