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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 272020 times)

SuperTrainStationH

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I found a vhs tape recorded off ABC in 1995 that has at least one original airing of ReBoot on it.

Life is okay sometimes, huh?

boooo566

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I fucked up.

Turns out I moved the only place in London that doesn't have a chinese restaurant within five minutes walk.

Lemon

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I'd invest in a stand that sold nothing but fried plantains.
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I'd invest in a stand that sold nothing but fried plantains.
Lemon, October 29, 2017, 11:22:07 am

I second this.

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I'd invest in a stand that sold nothing but fried plantains.
Lemon, October 29, 2017, 11:22:07 am
I used to go to these growing up! The best one was called "When You Drink Coffee, You Need Fried Bananas" and sold pisang goreng, shrimp crackers, and bottles of pop. Good times.
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Almost every month, Cosmopolitan publishes a list of 10 or 24 or 101 or 38 "hot" "new" sex tips. I took a quick look at the recent covers, and I'd estimate that every year they're putting out 300 sex tips. If they've been at this since the late '90s or so (I actually wasn't able to get a good idea of when they started printing these articles) then we are looking at 5000-6000 sex tips, almost all of which are probably very bad.
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Lemon, please make a website that auto generates sex tips. Call it positions.exposed. Or genital.solutions. Or hotnewsex.tips. Kamasutra.rehab, boner.coach, wikihowtosex.party, sextipsby.design, cosmopolitan.gold, positionsforkeepingthe.faith, uhhh
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Lemon

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Lemon, please make a website that auto generates sex tips. Call it positions.exposed. Or genital.solutions. Or hotnewsex.tips. Kamasutra.rehab, boner.coach, wikihowtosex.party, sextipsby.design, cosmopolitan.gold, positionsforkeepingthe.faith, uhhh
Sanguinary Novel, October 29, 2017, 06:47:48 pm

This is an excellent idea. I need to work on this new site first tho, but... Yes. This would be good.

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tetanus shots don't hurt as much as you'd think they would.

in other news: ow my fucking hand!

A Meat

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Lemon, please make a website that auto generates sex tips. Call it positions.exposed. Or genital.solutions. Or hotnewsex.tips. Kamasutra.rehab, boner.coach, wikihowtosex.party, sextipsby.design, cosmopolitan.gold, positionsforkeepingthe.faith, uhhh
Sanguinary Novel, October 29, 2017, 06:47:48 pm
If you can manage to register a Palestinian domain, I'd recommend hotnewti.ps
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This is an excellent idea. I need to work on this new site first tho, but... Yes. This would be good.
Lemon, October 29, 2017, 10:58:14 pm

While we're on website ideas I've had an idea about kumquatxop.xyz since forever. It'd basically be Rainy Mood with half a dozen kumquat audio tracks playing at the same time, randomly fading in and out of each other. One can be just "YEAH"s, another just "UUH"s and so on. That or regular ambient noise with a random chance of a kumquat noise happening every once in a while. If you have normal ambient sounds, make sure this is present:
 

Anyway I'm the idea man and co-creator I need 50% of the profits.
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My boyfriend's shitty friend  who is trying to heal his shitty tattoo asked me verbatim to help him wrap it in cling film (this is a bad thing to do).

There were just too many reasons to be sad.
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boooo566

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Did you know MIA is 42? I just kind of assumed she was like 30.

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I've gotten very good at predicting what scores the judges will give for dishes on My Kitchen Rules.

Also, my knowledge of Aussie culture boils down to MKR and the Australian dollop episodes, which I presume is good enough