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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 426838 times)

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For someone with a geography degree I sure do suck hard at reading maps.

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One of my co-workers revealed he annually watches the Canadian curling championships and sent me a link to the Tim Horton's Brier. I just want to dress up as a soccer hooligan but for Alberta or something and start shit at work one day. 

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Drunk me can't possibly find the I'm drunk and have things to say hiccup thread, but bookmarking it seems eminently sad.
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One of my co-workers revealed he annually watches the Canadian curling championships and sent me a link to the Tim Horton's Brier. I just want to dress up as a soccer hooligan but for Alberta or something and start shit at work one day.
M/fuk'n Sanguinary Novel, February 14, 2018, 09:06:57 am
at least cheer for Saskatchewan, dude. Curling is fuckin' tight.

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is it weird that, as a cishet straight guy, i get really excited when happy queer news is posted?

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is it weird that, as a cishet straight guy, i get really excited when happy queer news is posted?
jack chick, February 17, 2018, 12:27:48 am
Meeting you and having you get super happy about my transitioning was one of the cutest things ever. So no, not imo.

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is it weird that, as a cishet straight guy, i get really excited when happy queer news is posted?
jack chick, February 17, 2018, 12:27:48 am

Just means you're happy when good news happens to people, not weird at all
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word filter that switches all fucks with cucks
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word filter that switches all cucks with cucks
A Meat, February 17, 2018, 08:31:07 am

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one of those maps where they overlay one country on another to show you how big australia is but its lesotho on south africa.

edit: question, when i drink alone i tend to completely forget ive got video games open on my other monitor and start looking at interesting things instead, is drunk moo more cultured or just easily distracted?
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Nothing fills me with a greater sense of dread than watching one of those videos where people make bad food on purpose as a joke and then someone says "haha I'd eat this no joke"

Like I really hope you wouldn't eat this because it's just ketchup in a tortilla
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One of my co-workers revealed he annually watches the Canadian curling championships and sent me a link to the Tim Horton's Brier. I just want to dress up as a soccer hooligan but for Alberta or something and start shit at work one day.
M/fuk'n Sanguinary Novel, February 14, 2018, 09:06:57 am
at least cheer for Saskatchewan, dude. Curling is fuckin' tight.
chai tea latte, February 14, 2018, 01:49:19 pm

Chai, which team has the colors blue and/or teal?

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If massive dipshits think women wear red lipstick to imitate vulva/labia, what about women that wear other colors? Green for syphilis? Blue for necrophilia?