Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[skeletons!]

If massive dipshits think women wear red lipstick to imitate vulva/labia

Wait, what? Ahaha I thought I'd heard all of the silly evo-psych bullshit, but oh my is that a special one.

damn girl, what that mouth bright red, sideways, face vagina do

[Carbon]

An anime where a 1460s Milanese armorer gets a job in a 1960s Milanese sports car design firm

[Darkly]

I was watching a lecture about searching databases, and the speaker would say AND, OR, or NOT really loudly every time.

So now I'm imagining the Borat not-joke scene but he's asking how to perform boolean searches.

[beelzeboob]

Daddy dom/Little girl relationship but instead it's Sempai and Kouhai

[beelzeboob]

If a prey animal furry vores a predator animal furry is that like a powerbottom situation

[Shell Game]

"teenage" kittens between 6 mos. - 1 year are way cuter than below 6 mos.

[A Meat]

Tinder, but with an Elo rating system. It's the only place where you can expect to have zerosomes

[Spooks]

At the Fetlife Winter Lodge, they make you write your name in the pee with snow.

[Dr. Buttplug]

I'm getting creeped on by porn bots on dating sights. One is called AcrylicWonderland0369 I imagine she looks like this.

[Wrought]

There is so much content in the category of "redditors ruining their lives by giving literally all of their money to something and/or their wives divorcing them over it" and for the life of me I can't find anywhere that's aggregating it and it's a shame because it's all so fucking good

[boooo566]

There is so much content in the category of "redditors ruining their lives by giving literally all of their money to something and/or their wives divorcing them over it" and for the life of me I can't find anywhere that's aggregating it and it's a shame because it's all so fucking good

Be the change you want to see in the world.

[Bobguinary Novel]

There is so much content in the category of "redditors ruining their lives by giving literally all of their money to something and/or their wives divorcing them over it" and for the life of me I can't find anywhere that's aggregating it and it's a shame because it's all so fucking good

You could probably make a random generator and it would be the same thing.

[jack chick]

There is so much content in the category of "redditors ruining their lives by giving literally all of their money to something and/or their wives divorcing them over it" and for the life of me I can't find anywhere that's aggregating it and it's a shame because it's all so fucking good

example please!

[GirlKisser420]

There is so much content in the category of "redditors ruining their lives by giving literally all of their money to something and/or their wives divorcing them over it" and for the life of me I can't find anywhere that's aggregating it and it's a shame because it's all so fucking good

example please!

I Talked to the Couple Who Made a Contract to Limit Funko Pop Spending

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NSFW content. Click to show.

the collection
the original post seems to have been destroyed but the saga is well documented

[Shell Game]

There is so much content in the category of "redditors ruining their lives by giving literally all of their money to something and/or their wives divorcing them over it" and for the life of me I can't find anywhere that's aggregating it and it's a shame because it's all so fucking good

r/legaladvice gets a lot of that stuff

my roommate just filters for "divorce"