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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 261561 times)

Mix

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i know that little caesars is the pizza equivalent of cardboard but i keep wanting to eat it
skeleton party

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the phrase "up is down, down is up, thats the way i like to fuck" entered my mind recently and ive never been more disappointed with myself
Darkly bubbleuj Dr. Buttplug

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1742 A.M., 17th of Grumpy Cat.

The upvote harvest has been scarce this year. I appreciate that our subreddit will never be as popular as /r/funny or /r/kotakuinaction, but we've harvested less content this cycle than any previous cycle recorded in the archives. My mods have begun staggering content to provide the illusion of life, hoping that the image of a lively community will be seen as an invitation to participate. The posters do not wish to post in the subreddit proper anymore, largely relegating themselves to the discord server. That damnable server has tormented me ever since its creation. I had hoped to create a forum in which the philosophy of our content could flourish and our community would enrich itself. Instead it has siphoned content that would normally be posted publicly in an ouroboros of shite-posting. If this problem cannot be solved, the subreddit will fall by its own hand.

Our relationship with our sister subreddit has been strained as of late. They have always been more prosperous than us, and do not seem to be suffering as we are. When we initially partnered with them, we assumed that we would be gaining users from them, and that this relationship would result in our growth. Instead it seems to have resulted in an opposite effect; people have come to browse our content, but ultimately end up straying onto our sister's page, enticed by the promise of its title. Few of them come back. Even a few of my most trusted advisers have been lost in this manner. I suppose I should have seen this as a potential result of partnering with /r/neopetsr34. Time will tell if there is a way to amend this mistake, or whether this relationship can ever work in our favour.

My wife is threatening to leave me again. She has never understood the burden of the responsibilities I bear. I cannot blame her for being dissatisfied with me. Her family offered me a hefty dowry of steam games, and she herself had both commendable photoshop skills, as well as being able and willing to verify she was a woman on skype. What could I offer her in return? An ailing subreddit focused on a children's browser game. I did not take her as my bride out of love, but out of greed and lust. She does deserve better. The thought of her leaving hurts me, however, when I am forced to consider the fate of our child...my son. Little Paarthurnax Ash-Ketchum McDonald. He is a good boy, nearly fifteen Youtube-rewinds of age by now. So nearly a man. I have tried to be the best father I could to him, but I have always known that the limited scope of my domain would suppress his soul as it has suppressed my ambition. This land is more burden than gift. Still, it is our home and we must make the most of it. My wife has told me she will leave for /r/neopets if we cannot increase our karma gain threefold by the 20th of Boaty McBoatface, three cycles hence. I almost welcome my family's flight from this place. Perhaps if my son can succeed in the veritable metropolis (at least in comparison to this squalid hamlet) of /r/neopets, then, in a way, I have done good in this world.

Musk Keep Us All.

Thane Funny_Shoryu89, /r/neopetsmemes
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I was at a festival this weekend and noticed there is a subculture of young white dudes in Tommy Bahama shirts. It wasn't like 1 or 2 people, but there were a lot of guys in loafers, khaki shorts, a Tommy Bahama or 50s Woodie car t-shirts, and the same short hair cut. It didn't seem like a bad fashion trend, but like something else was going on. Not really sure if this is the new face of fascism or just an awful expression of normcore where guys in their 20s-30s dress like overweight men in their 50s,

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Username Elrond Hubbard free to a good home.
chai tea latte Shigan Vinny Possum

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sperm bank but gachapon

you'll never know what kind of dna your baby will have until you pop one out
Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) Dr. Buttplug

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I learned today that it's possible to be allergic to monster cock plugs. Thanks, new job!
Dr. Buttplug

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I'm thinking of buying an NFPA diamond with the ratings for ethanol as a decoration for my liquor cabinet.

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funny to think about how incest stuff in porn is popular now cause it's all about fulfilling the fantasy of being able to fuck without leaving the house
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Thinking about that woman who wrote her novel in a car service center and the car place was super proud, but instead she wrote the were-rollercoaster novel.
Agent Coop (But the scary one cause its october) Shell Game

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Thinking about that woman who wrote her novel in a car service center and the car place was super proud, but instead she wrote the were-rollercoaster novel.
Sanguinary Novel?, March 27, 2018, 08:30:43 am
you mean twisted? I've been considering reading my copy into a microphone. it's super bad, but like. bad the way old internet stuff was bad: filled with purple prose and cliched lines and the unnerving threat of overly explicit sex between vaguely humanoid creatures without actually going all the way. (i think. i have yet to read it all the way through.)

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Thinking about that woman who wrote her novel in a car service center and the car place was super proud, but instead she wrote the were-rollercoaster novel.
Sanguinary Novel?, March 27, 2018, 08:30:43 am
you mean twisted? I've been considering reading my copy into a microphone. it's super bad, but like. bad the way old internet stuff was bad: filled with purple prose and cliched lines and the unnerving threat of overly explicit sex between vaguely humanoid creatures without actually going all the way. (i think. i have yet to read it all the way through.)
Shell Game, March 27, 2018, 09:06:05 am

I can appreciate an Audible but for shit books. Anguishable.

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It's Raining Men is a song about bukkake.

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What's Oscar the Grouch's stance on gun control?

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What the fuck did I used to do all day? I've taken the past couple of days off sick and I'm unbearably restless after 4 days of sitting here doing nothing. I know I wake up every Monday thinking I need another day or two of weekend but this is awful.
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